Rebuttal To Rapunzel

Rebuttal to the Rapunzel Story by the so-called Wicked Witch.
Rapunzel said many bad things about me that are all false. I felt very hurt when I was called a witch just because I have a mole on my chin (which is not a wart), and because I have a long German nose, and wear black hats. In addition, I am certainly not wicked and I happen to be a very nice person. My only fault was that I spoiled Rapunzel rotten because I loved her so much. This is the true story of Rapunzel.

I desperately wanted a child, but I was unable to bare children. Therefore, I envied my next door neighbors because they had a beautiful baby girl named Rapunzel. Unfortunately, they neglected and abused her. I felt so sorry for poor Rapunzel that I offered to adopt the baby myself and raise her as my
In addition, I cut Rapunzel’s hair in a short, fashionable style to relieve her severe headaches caused by her extremely long, beautiful hair. In the meantime, I heard that the local prince had taken a fancy to Rapunzel, but she was only 14 years old and too young to date.

Then one evening, as I was having my usual mother-daughter talk with Rapunzel, the prince had the nerve to climb up the tower. I guess some people think just because they have money and power that they can do whatever they want. Anyway, when the prince climbed in the window, he accidently fell on my gardening rake and poked his eyes out. I ran for help, but by the time I came back with a doctor, the prince was gone.

Since Rapunzel was hysterical, I thought she needed a vacation, so I sent her to a comfortable resort in Hawaii. Eventually, the prince found Rapunzel, her tears cured his eyes, and they were married like the story was told. However, they did not live happily ever after. Instead, Rapunzel ran off with some heathen that burglarizes castles for a living. To this day, she has never even contacted me, after all I have done for