Speech for Class
Kate Middleton’s back-up Maid of Honor Speech (Slide 1):
Well guys, chaps, here we are...the big day…Prince Harry’s Wedding! Jk, jk, we all know that no one could tame that fox. It’s my good friend Duchess Catherine Middleton and Prince William’s wedding (slide 2)! And let me say, I am honored that our beautiful bride chose me to be her maid of honor.
Their might be speculation that Pippa isn’t up here because her “rear” is stealing the show…(slide 3), but let me clarify my “rear” can compete. “My rear” is just as beautiful and smart and some people might go as far to say (clear throat, Harry), I put the ass is classy but hey…enough about how I was like sort-of the first choice to be maid of honor and more about Kate!
We met a wintery night, just hanging around St. Andrews and we became friends instantly. (slide 4). She was the sweetest, smartest, and believe it or not sassiest member of our crew. Not to mention how beautiful she is.
It was an instant connection, we were inseparable.(slide 5) But not as inseparable as her and Will are…I was there when they first met (slide 6) and on their first date…(slide 7)
Their whirlwind romance took the world by storm. How can you deny a love like this (slide 8) oops that’s a picture of us, sorry, like this (slide 9)…oh that’s one more of us…umm anyway, Kate and Will, the happy couple, the fairy tale romance, this amazing wedding, guys the queen is here! How can I begin to describe the monumental love of the century? I’ll just say Kate and Will are love.
Can I get away with saying that, they are love? More than just this wedding, more than the millions who are tuning in to watch, more than princess Beatrice’s hat (slide 10), their love is more. Just more.
One day I can only hope to understand how to measure that “more” and how, they wake up every morning, more in love than the next, by each other’s sides ready to face the nation, the world. The royal couple, but so much more than that, a couple so. In. love.
Well guys, chaps, here we are...the big day…Prince Harry’s Wedding! Jk, jk, we all know that no one could tame that fox. It’s my good friend Duchess Catherine Middleton and Prince William’s wedding (slide 2)! And let me say, I am honored that our beautiful bride chose me to be her maid of honor.
Their might be speculation that Pippa isn’t up here because her “rear” is stealing the show…(slide 3), but let me clarify my “rear” can compete. “My rear” is just as beautiful and smart and some people might go as far to say (clear throat, Harry), I put the ass is classy but hey…enough about how I was like sort-of the first choice to be maid of honor and more about Kate!
We met a wintery night, just hanging around St. Andrews and we became friends instantly. (slide 4). She was the sweetest, smartest, and believe it or not sassiest member of our crew. Not to mention how beautiful she is.
It was an instant connection, we were inseparable.(slide 5) But not as inseparable as her and Will are…I was there when they first met (slide 6) and on their first date…(slide 7)
Their whirlwind romance took the world by storm. How can you deny a love like this (slide 8) oops that’s a picture of us, sorry, like this (slide 9)…oh that’s one more of us…umm anyway, Kate and Will, the happy couple, the fairy tale romance, this amazing wedding, guys the queen is here! How can I begin to describe the monumental love of the century? I’ll just say Kate and Will are love.
Can I get away with saying that, they are love? More than just this wedding, more than the millions who are tuning in to watch, more than princess Beatrice’s hat (slide 10), their love is more. Just more.
One day I can only hope to understand how to measure that “more” and how, they wake up every morning, more in love than the next, by each other’s sides ready to face the nation, the world. The royal couple, but so much more than that, a couple so. In. love.