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Mohamed Mansaray
Julia Rea
English 100
9/21/14
How I get fired from my work
There are many different reasons why I could get fired, but I share a common process. Personally, I have been fired, and I have no intention to do so in the near future. Through my experiences working, I have encountered several employees who were far from deserving of a job. The majority of these unworthy workers have had a common goal, which was to get fired. I can get fired and keeps the welfare system working in my favor! These employees have taught me that there is a strategic process to getting fired, which can sometime shave very few steps.
The first step in getting fired is to arrive to work late. There are to be no exceptions to this rule. You are expected to be late even on your orientation day. As a general rule, the later you are, the more pleased your employer will be with you, and the greater chance you have of having your employed status revoked. If possible, try to think of a witty excuse for your tardiness, such as I was at my probation officer’s office, or you didn’t tell me I was supposed to come in today. Thankfully, I looked at the schedule. If I hadn’t, you just would have had to go on without me. The second step is to stay off task as much as possible. Completely disregard any orders from my manager or supervisor. If there is a phone accessible, it is highly recommended that you use it for as many unnecessary, personal phone calls as possible. If a customer tries to divert my attention from my private phone call, I will be sure to tell him or her that I am extremely busy, and continue talking on the phone. Surely, they will understand and if I impress them enough, they might even talk to my manager and let them know what a great job I am doing. Other suggested activities which are certain to boost my approval rating are inviting my friends to the place of business so I can have lengthy conversations with them, reading the magazines on the magazine rack
Julia Rea
English 100
9/21/14
How I get fired from my work
There are many different reasons why I could get fired, but I share a common process. Personally, I have been fired, and I have no intention to do so in the near future. Through my experiences working, I have encountered several employees who were far from deserving of a job. The majority of these unworthy workers have had a common goal, which was to get fired. I can get fired and keeps the welfare system working in my favor! These employees have taught me that there is a strategic process to getting fired, which can sometime shave very few steps.
The first step in getting fired is to arrive to work late. There are to be no exceptions to this rule. You are expected to be late even on your orientation day. As a general rule, the later you are, the more pleased your employer will be with you, and the greater chance you have of having your employed status revoked. If possible, try to think of a witty excuse for your tardiness, such as I was at my probation officer’s office, or you didn’t tell me I was supposed to come in today. Thankfully, I looked at the schedule. If I hadn’t, you just would have had to go on without me. The second step is to stay off task as much as possible. Completely disregard any orders from my manager or supervisor. If there is a phone accessible, it is highly recommended that you use it for as many unnecessary, personal phone calls as possible. If a customer tries to divert my attention from my private phone call, I will be sure to tell him or her that I am extremely busy, and continue talking on the phone. Surely, they will understand and if I impress them enough, they might even talk to my manager and let them know what a great job I am doing. Other suggested activities which are certain to boost my approval rating are inviting my friends to the place of business so I can have lengthy conversations with them, reading the magazines on the magazine rack