Summary: Of Mice And Men

Rhetorical Terms Q2
There once was a boy named Jerks, he was a normal boy who did normal things normally. One day his mother momma Jerks wanted him to go to the market to buy a cow but when he got to town there were no cows to be seen anywhere. So Jerks being the smart young lad he was decided to trade the money for a “magic shovel” Jerks was obviously very happy with his trade because after all who wouldn't want a magic shovel? When Jerks got home he proudly held up the shovel to show his mother what he had gotten, however his mother was not as pleased as the boy was with the purchase, so logically she decided to make the boy go dig his own grave in the back yard. As Jerks dug he grew tired and went inside to get a drink of water. When Jerk
As Jerks fell he had time to think to himself “this was the best investment of my life!” Then he hit the bottom and everything turned black. When Jerks awoke he was laying on his back strapped to the floor with thousands of rubber bands all over his body. As he looked around he appeared to be inside of some sort of miniature town square. From the distance he heard a bunch of loud discussion and shouting coming towards him. Jerks craned his neck to get a look at the people and immediately noticed they were tiny! The tallest of them was no more than 5 inches tall and the shortest was less than 2. Jerks being terrified sat up snapping the rubber bands restraining him. The miniature people froze in place and became silent so Jerks decided to speak first “w-where am I?” Jerks managed to stutter. One of the miniature people clearly the leader stepped forward with a crown on his head and said in a squeaky voice “you tall one are in Cowsburg named from our founding father Mr. Cow. Why have you come to our land?” Jerks had no response to this question so he simply shrugged,but when he shrugged the whole crowd backed up and started yelling and screaming at Jerks asking why he
Jerks not knowing what he had done was very confused and apologized to the miniature people for offending them. Jerks slowly got to his feet making sure not to step on any of the mini people. Jerks was as big as an elephant and the people were mice at his feet. with one step he could pass 8 city blocks and with one swipe of his hand he could level half of the city. Jerks had lived under his mothers strict hand for his entire life and now finally he held the power he could do anything he wanted and he was going to take advantage of the opportunity. Jerks announced to the people with a smirk “I have decided, I shall be the new ruler here! Anyone who disagrees can duel me for it” The people naturally were very offended especially the ruler who immediately stepped forth and demanded the newcomer leave at once and never come back. Before the king had even finished his sentence Jerks had picked him up knocked the crown from his head and thrown the king farther than any of the little people could see. the crowd fell silent. the square darkened. the sky filled with clouds overhead. “is there no one else?” Jerks boomed to the crowd. in response