LUIGI: Where on the Mushroom kingdom is MARIO?
WARIO: I have no idea, I can’t find him anywhere.
LUIGI: He’s probably still thinking about Rosalina.
WARIO: Yeah well BOWSER sent him a challenge.
LUIGI: A Mario Kart challenge?
WARIO: No! A fight to the death!
LUIGI: He’s going to ask me to come with him on the journey, again.
WARIO: Who is he anyways? I never heard of this BOWSER.
LUGI: It’s that fat lizard that always captures PEACH away from MARIO.
WARIO: Here comes Mario, here comes Mario!
MARIO enters the scenes devouring some mushrooms.
LUIGI: God, Mario you look bigger than ever!
MARIO talks while eating.
MARIO: Good morning to you both. What do you mean I look bigger?
LUIGI: Well look at you, eating all those mushrooms. You know red mushrooms don’t make you smaller.
MARIO: I was just really hungry; I had a very important business to do.
LUIGI: Ha! In other words that important business of yours made you flex your overalls.
MARIO: You mean I did a curtsey?
LUIGI: Oh you’ve hit the green shells MARIO.
MARIO: How respectful of you.
LUIGI: Yes I am the fire flower, the master of courtesy and manners!
WARIO: The fire flower?
LUIGI: You got that right.
ROMEO: Well then my pipe is well decorated with flowers.
LUIGI: Good job genius, this joke made your pipe looks tired.
MARIO: Mamma mia! That was a bad joke.
LUIGI: Help me WARIO, I’m going losing this fight!
TOADETTE and TOAD enters the scene.
MARIO: Go ahead; I’ll declare myself as the winner. Oh here comes TOADETTE.
WARIO: Ha! Look its two goombas!
MARIO: There you go another bad joke.
TOADETTE: TOAD!
TOAD: Yes madam?
TOADETTE: Give me a cape feather!
WARIO: Hurry give it to her so she can hide her face. The cape feather is prettier than her face.
TOADETTE: Somebody please give him a star to brighten is smile. Tell me, where can I find this Mario?
MARIO: I’m right here. How can you not know me? There have been over 200 stories of me! I’m known all over