The Philmarilion
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The Philmarilion
What is this? Since the beginning of June 2013, I have taken a great interest in the /sp/ trip user UTV. I have archived his posts, and made these archives public, and celebrated him in many ways, some of which I have made public, such as our 100th anniversary celebrations.
However, most of the things I have written about him have no place in the public eye. This is a collection of private works, stories, images, and other features about UTV that I cannot place anywhere else and am merely keeping for my own usage and viewing.
Why UTV? UTV has something I cannot explain. He has a certain magnetism, if he encountered the X-Man Magneto he would be in a great deal of danger. He is funny, intelligent, posts often enough that I can archive his posts without any real problems. He attracts me and he completes me. Note that this is not an attempt to ‘dox’ or reveal UTV’s real identity. I have no interest in those ideals, and want UTV to be around for as long as possible so that we can continue our fruitful and boundless relationship.
Why am I doing this? Because UTV is my passion, my hobby and my social life. I love him and I love archiving his posts. Nothing can top the feel, the incredible happiness, which I get when I see him post. That feeling of sliding a post of his into the collage, when it fits perfectly, its like playing Tetris but instead of blocks, I have funny, intelligent, wisdom filled and witty posts. Writing about him will only feed my appetite for UTV. Archiving his posts isn’t enough. They are my bread and my butter but this is the salt and pepper on the sandwich that spices it up.
If this work is ever discovered by someone, please do not send it to a publisher. *
*As I have decided to share this work, this is no longer valid
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Who is UTV? A quick biography of my friend
The first thing to say about UTV is that he is a user on 4chans /sp/ board, but more specifically, he uses the football manager, or
The Philmarilion
What is this? Since the beginning of June 2013, I have taken a great interest in the /sp/ trip user UTV. I have archived his posts, and made these archives public, and celebrated him in many ways, some of which I have made public, such as our 100th anniversary celebrations.
However, most of the things I have written about him have no place in the public eye. This is a collection of private works, stories, images, and other features about UTV that I cannot place anywhere else and am merely keeping for my own usage and viewing.
Why UTV? UTV has something I cannot explain. He has a certain magnetism, if he encountered the X-Man Magneto he would be in a great deal of danger. He is funny, intelligent, posts often enough that I can archive his posts without any real problems. He attracts me and he completes me. Note that this is not an attempt to ‘dox’ or reveal UTV’s real identity. I have no interest in those ideals, and want UTV to be around for as long as possible so that we can continue our fruitful and boundless relationship.
Why am I doing this? Because UTV is my passion, my hobby and my social life. I love him and I love archiving his posts. Nothing can top the feel, the incredible happiness, which I get when I see him post. That feeling of sliding a post of his into the collage, when it fits perfectly, its like playing Tetris but instead of blocks, I have funny, intelligent, wisdom filled and witty posts. Writing about him will only feed my appetite for UTV. Archiving his posts isn’t enough. They are my bread and my butter but this is the salt and pepper on the sandwich that spices it up.
If this work is ever discovered by someone, please do not send it to a publisher. *
*As I have decided to share this work, this is no longer valid
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Who is UTV? A quick biography of my friend
The first thing to say about UTV is that he is a user on 4chans /sp/ board, but more specifically, he uses the football manager, or