It all starts out happily enough.The mortal hero, Peleus, is getting married to the lovely sea goddess, Thetis.It's shaping up to be a majorly awesome wedding: feasting, dancing, the works.All the gods are invited well, almost all of them. Only Eris, goddess of strife and discord, is left off the list. Eris is not pleased. About the time the party really gets popping, Eris swings …show more content…
Hera, Aphrodite, and Athena all think their stunning good looks make them a shoe-in for the golden apple. The trio of angry goddesses go to Zeus to ask him to judge. Zeus is like, "No way am I getting involved in this, ladies." Zeus, however, tells the ladies he knows just the guy.There's this mortal shepherd named Paris, who's recently shown that he's an excellent judge in a case with Ares and a bull.Zeus is sure he's the perfect guy to solve the dispute, and sends Hermes to guide the ladies to Paris. Paris is actually the Prince of Troy, but his parents told their slaves to kill him after his mother dreamed he would cause the downfall of their city.The slaves didn't have the heart to kill the little baby themselves, though, and just left him out on a mountain to die.Baby Paris was then suckled by a she-bear and raised by shepherds. So Paris, who happens to be incredibly handsome, is just chillin' with his sheep when Athena, Aphrodite, and Hera descend from the sky. The goddesses tell him the whole deal, and he's more than happy to oblige. To help... um... make their case each goddess gets totally naked.Hera is the first one to present herself to Paris.To sweeten the deal, she offers him the rulership of all of Europe and Asia.Next comes Athena, goddess of wisdom and war, who says she'll make Paris a skilled warrior. Last comes Aphrodite, goddess of love, sex, and beauty, who offers Paris the love of the