Zombie Survival Manual

Zombie Survival Manual A virus has recently broken out that is spreading at an alarming rate. This virus inhabits humans and turns them into vicious, atrocious creatures that are hungry for human blood. These creatures threaten to take over the world. Here’s what you need to know to handle the zombie apocalypse. First of all, take every aspect of every zombie movie that you have ever watched. Now, throw it out the window. It’s not real. This is serious, and if you think you’re going to be some type of Rambo, hunting out every zombie in the world, just throw your chances of surviving, because you’re not going to. Instead, accept that you are going to die if you don’t work your hardest, and make sure that doesn’t happen.
Safe Spaces and Essential Items
First and foremost, you can’t even think about surviving the apocalypse if you don’t have the right provisions with you.
The one of the most vital individual things you want are MREs- Meals Ready to Eat . This will ensure that you will have a meal no matter where you have to be. Next, you need some means of private transportation, where only you and/or your trusted friends and families can board. Also on that same subject of private property, the best thing that one could ever have in an event of the apocalypse is a private island. This will ensure that you will live a safe life since there would be no way that a zombie would be able to reach the island.
In Event of a Bite
In the hopefully uncommon scenario where you or someone nearby gets bitten by a zombie, here are some steps to prevent him/her from becoming one of them.
First, inject the infected person with the government-issued Antidote. This will save the person’s life, and will prevent the person from being bitten another time, or for 1 month, whichever comes
first.
This antidote is made up of: Updog, Juicy Drop Gel, and Cactus Cooler. Zombie Abilities and How to Combat Them
If zombies end up approaching you here’s what to do. First, make sure you don’t fight them in a scenario when you’re overwhelmed. This is because these demons have many advantages such as numbers, and the ability to run decently fast, fast enough to run a 10-minute mile. Most long distance weapons are most effective. But you have to make sure to AVOID hand to hand combat. Final Warning Now you know how to survive a zombie apocalypse. Just follow this guide, and you can ensure that you won’t be bitten. Final points to remember:
Always stay together. This cannot work against you, as a small, knitted group of friends and family members will have eachother’s backs.
Have provisions with you at all times. While too many provisions will end up working against you, having provisions will stop you from having to venture out into the world and risking death .
Never fight hordes of zombies. They have numbers, and they only need one bite to make you one of them.