Ariel Monologue

Ariel:
I wonder if these people know I’m a princess, because I’m being treated exactly like I would at home. Getting bathed, getting clothed, and eating yummy fish! What? Merpeople eat fish too, just like humans eat meat. Don’t judge. I was given my own room and everything. Ooo, and did I mention the guy who helped me, his name is Eric and he’s soooo handsome. Why can’t mermen be this hot? I’m in the wrong species. Being human is great.
It’s the second day I’ve been here, which means by the end of tomorrow I’ll have my voice back! Until then there’s not much I can do about my plan, so I’ve decided to wait this out till I get my voice back. Meanwhile, there’s talk about a wedding about to happen, I’ve never seen a human wedding, so that’ll be interesting to watch.
These people have been putting all types of covers on me. They call them dresses. So far I’ve worn a pink one, blue, purple, and now they’re making me a white dress. These humans really like their dresses. Oh, also i found out that a ‘dinglehopper’ is no hair tool. Humans call it a ‘fork’ and use it to stab their food and place in their mouth...weird. Hair tool would have been much more efficient.

Eric:
Pardon me, but I still have no clue what her name is, being as she cannot speak. I’m cool with that, I’ll role with it. I’ve been thinking i’ll just give her a name. I was thinking Ariel, I’ve always like that name for a girl, even better for my bride. Yes, I said bride. We are getting married this afternoon. I wasn’t kidding, I’m seriously marrying this mute girl. And it’s not all so that i can be a single powerful king. After spending theses three days with her, I’ve really come to like her. She’s funny, caring, unique. Ariel, will make a fine queen, and I do mean fine. Did I mention she’s like super