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Catcher in the Rye
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Humpty Dumpty So I got a story of some not so great things that happened to me a while back and all. I might just share it unless you're one of those goddamn phonies. Cause this story is full of em like the damn king's men wearing those big hats with gold rivets, they shook a great deal and dangled when they walked. They were trying to fix me and all but they didn't know what the hell they were doing, phonies...... Anyway one day I was walking down a path and saw a …show more content…
After 12 minutes of not being able to reach it I lit up a cigarette and sat for a moment. On the other side of the trail there was some kinda restaurant, as I sat I watched two of the kings men grab some apple juice, who the hell drinks apple juice in may. Then it hit me, instead of reaching just climb the goddamn thing, so I climbed my way up and made it to the top. All that time wasted trying to reach it I could of climbed for god sake. After eating some and hangin on the wall a bit it was time to go but the dam thing was too high off the ground. The ground looked like the a new york city street from a 100 story building I swear to god. So i thought screw it might as well go for it. I lept off and all but it didnt go as i planned. I broke into 3 different pieces and I knew the kings men would a hell of a time putting me back together. At least when they came I watched those bastards sit and tallk for 30 minutes till they came out and saw me. They tried to put me back together and all but it didn't exactly pan out as I hoped. those guards used an off brand phony Elmer's glue trying to patch me up, SOME GODDAM FAKE ELMERS GLUE! So now I'm telling this to you as a single panel of what used to be my nice egg body, hung up in this pigs