Examples Of Satire Essay
Satire Essay
The Prologue: “ Ok we understand that the moral of youre story is that youre dad is the worst beacuse he didnt by you a baby blue porshe but got it in sky blue, but you two need to stop talking about all the money you have. Its obvious that you both do by the way youre dressed. He is weaing his vinyard vines quaterzip and courderoy pants, not to forget about his sperry loafers. Youre the reason why the laccrosse team is what it is today your dad pretty much owns it, hes plays for all the training you guys get. Now you look like youre fresh out of the channel store with you pink pastel dress and white lace socks constantly surrounded by girls who want to worship your every move. You both think you have it really hard I bet, …show more content…
getting everything handed to you by mom and dad and having so many friends to boast about your new gifts to. Not all of us care about that nonsense.In the end you guys are going to go nowhere in life if you dont start to appreciate what you have.
Neither of you appreciate your friends enough, its not fun not having anyone to talk to and being alone. Youre friends are going to be there to the end if you make genuine true friednships. Both og you probably dont even have an honest true friend who doesnt use you for you money. Now let me tell you guys a story about how loyal friendships are the most important.”
The Tale: The scariest kid who tortured everyone in the school had the most friends. He was the one that people always loved being around. Every day he had a new victim and then the day after that the victim would be a new member of his group of friends. The evil things he would do to kids consisted of dunking their heads in toliets, taking their lunch money, and hanging them by their underwear from differernt hooks around the school. He wasnt hated by anoyone, it was luck if you got selected to be tourtured by him. “ Hey guys next weekend im having my birthday party you are all invited to come, you better bring me a big gift or alot of money or else.” None of the kids hesitated to say yes since they loved him so much they obviously wanted to go to the party. The date
of the party was set to be friday, the 14th. As the party approached quickly each friend went out to buy him a gift that. Some came with big huge mountains of candy, while others came with boxes so large their moms needed to help them carry it. The party was a blast for all the kids, they played pin the tail on the donkey, ate cake, and got the best face paintings from a clown. As the party ended and all the friends left while cleaning up the bully found an invitation on the floor to another birthday party. Thinking it was meant for him to find he let his mother know about the upcomong party the following saturday and didnt think much of it. Another week of school went by as the friend group added 5 new members to it, when friday approached he said, “ Ill see you all tommorow!” The small kids looked up confused and quckly dispersed so nothing else could be said. When saturday rolled around he showed up at the party empty handed waiting for his friends to surround him. As he walked into the back yard he was confused on why he couldnt find his seat, “ All of you listen up one of you werent invited and are in my seat!” The party fell quite as no one got up to mistakingly say they were in his seat. “ I said one of you took my seat.” After the second time of asking and no one moving or sayinging anything he started to think what if that invitation wasnt for me. Confused on why his friends wouldnt invite him to one of their birthday partys he went up to a kid hes never met before and asked, “ I think youre in my seat i dont know who you are and im friends with all these kids here.” The boy looked up, “ If youre who i think you are none of these kids like you. They just pretend they do because each year you have a really good birthday party, bye.” Swelling with anger and emotion he ran out of the backyard and finally relaized he never made a single connection withany of these kids they were just to scarred to stand up to him and only tolerated the harrasement to go to his birthday party. After this it finally all made sense to him on why is mother constantly said, “ You make more bees with honey.” Only if he were nice to all these kids he would have had a shot at having real friends.
The Prologue: “ Ok we understand that the moral of youre story is that youre dad is the worst beacuse he didnt by you a baby blue porshe but got it in sky blue, but you two need to stop talking about all the money you have. Its obvious that you both do by the way youre dressed. He is weaing his vinyard vines quaterzip and courderoy pants, not to forget about his sperry loafers. Youre the reason why the laccrosse team is what it is today your dad pretty much owns it, hes plays for all the training you guys get. Now you look like youre fresh out of the channel store with you pink pastel dress and white lace socks constantly surrounded by girls who want to worship your every move. You both think you have it really hard I bet, …show more content…
getting everything handed to you by mom and dad and having so many friends to boast about your new gifts to. Not all of us care about that nonsense.In the end you guys are going to go nowhere in life if you dont start to appreciate what you have.
Neither of you appreciate your friends enough, its not fun not having anyone to talk to and being alone. Youre friends are going to be there to the end if you make genuine true friednships. Both og you probably dont even have an honest true friend who doesnt use you for you money. Now let me tell you guys a story about how loyal friendships are the most important.”
The Tale: The scariest kid who tortured everyone in the school had the most friends. He was the one that people always loved being around. Every day he had a new victim and then the day after that the victim would be a new member of his group of friends. The evil things he would do to kids consisted of dunking their heads in toliets, taking their lunch money, and hanging them by their underwear from differernt hooks around the school. He wasnt hated by anoyone, it was luck if you got selected to be tourtured by him. “ Hey guys next weekend im having my birthday party you are all invited to come, you better bring me a big gift or alot of money or else.” None of the kids hesitated to say yes since they loved him so much they obviously wanted to go to the party. The date
of the party was set to be friday, the 14th. As the party approached quickly each friend went out to buy him a gift that. Some came with big huge mountains of candy, while others came with boxes so large their moms needed to help them carry it. The party was a blast for all the kids, they played pin the tail on the donkey, ate cake, and got the best face paintings from a clown. As the party ended and all the friends left while cleaning up the bully found an invitation on the floor to another birthday party. Thinking it was meant for him to find he let his mother know about the upcomong party the following saturday and didnt think much of it. Another week of school went by as the friend group added 5 new members to it, when friday approached he said, “ Ill see you all tommorow!” The small kids looked up confused and quckly dispersed so nothing else could be said. When saturday rolled around he showed up at the party empty handed waiting for his friends to surround him. As he walked into the back yard he was confused on why he couldnt find his seat, “ All of you listen up one of you werent invited and are in my seat!” The party fell quite as no one got up to mistakingly say they were in his seat. “ I said one of you took my seat.” After the second time of asking and no one moving or sayinging anything he started to think what if that invitation wasnt for me. Confused on why his friends wouldnt invite him to one of their birthday partys he went up to a kid hes never met before and asked, “ I think youre in my seat i dont know who you are and im friends with all these kids here.” The boy looked up, “ If youre who i think you are none of these kids like you. They just pretend they do because each year you have a really good birthday party, bye.” Swelling with anger and emotion he ran out of the backyard and finally relaized he never made a single connection withany of these kids they were just to scarred to stand up to him and only tolerated the harrasement to go to his birthday party. After this it finally all made sense to him on why is mother constantly said, “ You make more bees with honey.” Only if he were nice to all these kids he would have had a shot at having real friends.