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Goo Lagoons Dialogue
Narrator: Ah, Goo Lagoon. A stinky mud puddle to you and me. But to the inhabitants of Bikini Bottom, a wonderful stinky mud puddle.

SpongeBob: What a great day. (SpongeBob rushes off scene for a bit) Hey, Sandy! Look! I'm Sandy! (SpongeBob looks like a sand castle. Next he dresses up like Squidward) Hey, Sandy? Who am I? (Sandy laughs as SpongeBob picks up a sandy phone and imitates Squidward) Hello, SpongeBob. Could you try and keep it down. I'm trying to be boring.

Sandy: (laughs) SpongeBob! (doorbell)

SpongeBob: Did anybody order 20 pepperoni and sand pizzas? (both laugh)

Lobster: Hey, Sandy. Hey, SpongeBob.

Sandy: Hey, Larry.

Larry: You guys wanna go lift some weights?

Sandy: Sure. Well, c'mon SpongeBob!

SpongeBob: Coming. (next …show more content…
(spilts his pants) No, thanks? Already got one. (Sandy laughs hysterically. Then SpongeBob walks up to a guy eating a burger) Is that a burger you're eating?

Fish: Why, yes, it is.

SpongeBob: You know what would go good with that?

Fish: No, what?

SpongeBob: Ripped...pants. (rips his pants then goes up to two other guys eating) Ripped pants a la mode. (rips pants again) Delivery. Did you order 20 cases of...ripped pants? (rips pants through the cardboard box)

Surfing Announcer: Surfs up in the Goo Lagoon. And here comes Larry doing his trademark layback. There goes Sandy hanging ten. Figures, that is. There goes SpongeBob... (SpongeBob is ripping his pants on his board) ...ripping his pants again. (wipes out and washes it up on shore)

Lifeguard: Oh, look, a cardboard box washed up on the beach. (looks through his telescope) Holy fish paste! It's a guy! (gets SpongeBob and flips him over. SpongeBob is unconsious.) Why-y-y? Why-y-y? Why-y-y?

Sandy: SpongeBob!

(SpongeBob has a light upon him. much like various animes)

SpongeBob: Come closer. I need...I need...

Lifeguard: What do you need?

(Sandy is sad. this is like various animes where the female character sheds a tear upon the main character or the male character's final
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