Humorous Wedding Speech
First and for most HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Here’s to your lovely parents for sending an angel to this Earth. Hip hip hooooooooray! Kudos to parents
So… here’s the thing I kinda went a tad crazy when I was looking for a gift to cheer another year of your existence. You’re probably used to the bubbly idiot head, making a fool of herself, well this time she’s OVER done it (:P).
What has she done you ask? Hmmm? Well she was on hunt right, knocking stupid Asians and turban wearers that smelled like burnt biryani (eww), to do the impossible.
Well, now is the moment of truth, so all will be revealed and keep your socks on JAN!!
Number 1: Today, being the day of ANZACs, we raise our heads high and eat those devour-ness cookies.
Number 2: Since, you can only wear this once a year, you MUST wear this all day and night (yes, put it on your pjs missy). Technically you can wear it tomorrow also. …show more content…
Number 4: Where to begin… Ahhh, I think it started back in year nine or ten (correct me if I’m wrong), but the rebels of the Class of 2007, began with you, THE SUPPYLER.
Number 5: Speaking of year twelve, the jahash, kalb, 7mar, said- no wait shoved us to go tafe. Seriously, what was he thinking! But anyway Trevor (his hands still give me nightmares) and our short fun loving chemistry teacher. Bloody hell he was hilarious. Opps off topic, anywho this is a fond memory of tafe. LOL!
Number 6: Seriously, it summed up what I was going to say. POKAY, no but seriously it does- I swear (by the moon and the stars in the sky, I’ll be there. And I swear like the shadow by your side, I’ll be there. For better or worse, ‘till death do us part, I’ll love you with every beat of my heart. I
Here’s to your lovely parents for sending an angel to this Earth. Hip hip hooooooooray! Kudos to parents
So… here’s the thing I kinda went a tad crazy when I was looking for a gift to cheer another year of your existence. You’re probably used to the bubbly idiot head, making a fool of herself, well this time she’s OVER done it (:P).
What has she done you ask? Hmmm? Well she was on hunt right, knocking stupid Asians and turban wearers that smelled like burnt biryani (eww), to do the impossible.
Well, now is the moment of truth, so all will be revealed and keep your socks on JAN!!
Number 1: Today, being the day of ANZACs, we raise our heads high and eat those devour-ness cookies.
Number 2: Since, you can only wear this once a year, you MUST wear this all day and night (yes, put it on your pjs missy). Technically you can wear it tomorrow also. …show more content…
Number 4: Where to begin… Ahhh, I think it started back in year nine or ten (correct me if I’m wrong), but the rebels of the Class of 2007, began with you, THE SUPPYLER.
Number 5: Speaking of year twelve, the jahash, kalb, 7mar, said- no wait shoved us to go tafe. Seriously, what was he thinking! But anyway Trevor (his hands still give me nightmares) and our short fun loving chemistry teacher. Bloody hell he was hilarious. Opps off topic, anywho this is a fond memory of tafe. LOL!
Number 6: Seriously, it summed up what I was going to say. POKAY, no but seriously it does- I swear (by the moon and the stars in the sky, I’ll be there. And I swear like the shadow by your side, I’ll be there. For better or worse, ‘till death do us part, I’ll love you with every beat of my heart. I