Humorous Wedding Speech: A Career As A Tennis Player

One sunny afternoon, my friends and I were playing tennis. Whiles playing, I heard the voice of my uncle, shouting Ben where are you? I replied am here playing tennis with my friends. Stop and come along. I stop playing tennis and went to my uncle room. On getting there I greeted and he replied me nicely. Ben you know I like you because you are young but full of skills, knowledge and ambitions. Here are the pieces of advice that turns me around when I was like you. Are you ready for the advice, I replied yes am I. Ben, how will you feel when you go to work for someone and they pay you $1440 for a day. I will feel great. Ben are you aware that 24 hours makes a day? Yes I do. Split the amount by the hours, 1440/24. How much did they make you
No uncle but rather feel sad. That’s how Life earns you when you go to work for others. Now Ben what if you work for yourself and earn $ 0.01666667 per seconds. How will you feel? Great. Sixty seconds make a minute, so how much will you make a minute. Multiply the amount of the seconds, 0.01666667*60. How much do you earn per minute $ 1 per minute. Sixty minutes carry out an hour, so how much did you earn an hour. Multiply the amount of the minute 1*60. How much did you earn an hour? $60 per an hour. 24 hours make a day, multiply the amount by the hours. 60*24. How much did you get to make a day? $ 1440. Now Ben you feel sad when you earn $ 1440 a day? I will be happy. That’s how life makes you when you work for yourself to serve the interest of others. Now Ben will you spend your precious seconds thinking and thinking about problems you have no control over them? No. if you do so you loss $ 0.01666667 per seconds, $1 per minute, $60 per hour and $1440 per day. How many dollars have you lost on thinking you have no control over today? And the same thing applies to when you associate yourself with bad friends, false doctrine, teaching, idleness and doing the bad