Humorous Wedding Speech: A Short Story
I don't intend to give a long speech. Well, because Socrates gave a long speech and his friends killed him.
(Pun intended )
Good morning. Master toastmaster, fellow toastmaster and respected teacher.
That one person who never left my side. The years went on passing, the weather changed, priorities changed, different choices were made but that one person yet remained the same.
Can anyone guess who am I talking about ? Boy friend, best friend
Nah. To all those who were thinking these back in there head let me tell you guys - you are wrong. Well, it's my brother and to be precise my twin.
It's double the giggles, double the grind, double the happiness and double the trouble if you are blessed with it and my mom was proven to be lucky.
Twins are two off Spring produced by the same …show more content…
When we are like in school me and my brother had a very big fight for some reason. Which lead us to stop talking to each other for a week or so. I was so angry that I went and broke his TABLA.
At that point of time may be I din't knew the Newton's third law - Every action has an equal and opposite reaction.
To my action my brother reacted in more innovative way:-
Next night after I broke his tabla my brother came up to my room when I was asleep and cut my pony tail off. Next morning. Boom ! I realise I got a new haircut when i was sleeping. Which made my long pretty hair to be short hair. I cried. I screamed. But then we realised the action reaction theory was so true. And then we both laughed thinking it was so stupid of us to do this. Back then he brought me gifts like a beanie to cover my hair. And I happened to buy for him a new musical instrument.
That's how we brother sister patch up (laugh)
This reminds me of an conversation we had when I broke up with my boyfriend. I told him - he use to call me on my cellphone and he replies they are too many fishes in the sea
This how we brother and sister cheer up each
(Pun intended )
Good morning. Master toastmaster, fellow toastmaster and respected teacher.
That one person who never left my side. The years went on passing, the weather changed, priorities changed, different choices were made but that one person yet remained the same.
Can anyone guess who am I talking about ? Boy friend, best friend
Nah. To all those who were thinking these back in there head let me tell you guys - you are wrong. Well, it's my brother and to be precise my twin.
It's double the giggles, double the grind, double the happiness and double the trouble if you are blessed with it and my mom was proven to be lucky.
Twins are two off Spring produced by the same …show more content…
When we are like in school me and my brother had a very big fight for some reason. Which lead us to stop talking to each other for a week or so. I was so angry that I went and broke his TABLA.
At that point of time may be I din't knew the Newton's third law - Every action has an equal and opposite reaction.
To my action my brother reacted in more innovative way:-
Next night after I broke his tabla my brother came up to my room when I was asleep and cut my pony tail off. Next morning. Boom ! I realise I got a new haircut when i was sleeping. Which made my long pretty hair to be short hair. I cried. I screamed. But then we realised the action reaction theory was so true. And then we both laughed thinking it was so stupid of us to do this. Back then he brought me gifts like a beanie to cover my hair. And I happened to buy for him a new musical instrument.
That's how we brother sister patch up (laugh)
This reminds me of an conversation we had when I broke up with my boyfriend. I told him - he use to call me on my cellphone and he replies they are too many fishes in the sea
This how we brother and sister cheer up each