I Ll Show You Chicken Monologue

Chicken, yeah I’ll show you chicken. Taking my stroll over to the beautiful girls table. Well you probably heard Scottie’s point of view on her well the book is pretty popular. Anyway this ain't about him this is about me. Wow that sounds very self centered of me to say but this is my story. Either way I just walked over to her and well I did feel something weird almost as if my legs were vibrating and well bad things happened. I almost threw up but I resisted the urge to regurgitate all over the floor and become the laugh of the year. Well luckily no body fluid came out of me. Well, this was a situation I did not enjoy being in I made a noise that sounded something like hello- but that's a lie I am not Scottie I can talk to girls. I simply
said, “Hi, do you know me I think we have chemistry together?” You get the word play there, no, well she did. She actually laughed at my terrible joke. I had finally won an olympic gold medal for not screwing up. Moving on she laughed for a few moments and for a moment I saw her blush before she looked down and had one of those conversations that girls have with each other where they whispered without making noise. I think they said stuff like you don’t have chemistry and certainly not with this kid. And I thought Kyle knew nothing about girls. One thing led to another and just as quick as I made my crappy joke I asked her out. And what do you know she said yes. What the hell, I have never had a girlfriend let alone gone out with a girl. I had no clue what I was getting into I was flying blind. Dear God what have I gotten myself into. Well in an instant I decided to man up and ask her where should we go. Just as confused as I was she said “I don’t know it’s up to you.” I just laughed and she did as well. A short time later I realized I didn’t even have her bloody name! I asked a girl out and I didn’t even know her name. What a loser. I simply asked her what her name was because I felt less nervous about talking to her. She just said “Jenna, what's your name?” Well I said“Mitch.”“ Jenna, right, it’s such a pretty name for a pretty girl.” She blushed of course, I am really good with people.
Well either way she loved me and I loved her, at least what I thought what love was. Let's fast forward a few days of me talking to her I finally had the nerve to ask her out for dinner, and whatta you know she said no. Hey that ryhmes. Anyway try number two was me at her locker with a freaking bouquet of flowers in my hand and then asking her out. Of course she had to say yes because she could tell that I actually put effort into this or something like that. Well we went out and had a decent time. Why only decent well because it rained, and I mean it poured hard I almost thought it was freaking hail. Either way it was freezing and being the nice-ish guy I am I gave her my jacket. Yeah, how cliche is that? She was grateful while I was freezing to death. When we finished our twenty minute walk turned out the place we were headed was close. Perfect! Either way neither of us wanted to walk back so we strolled on over to a bus stop. After a five minute walk through the very very cold weather, we finally made it to a bust
stop. We sat in silence until I complained, “Well tonight was probably the most crappy date you’ve ever had.” She replied, “Yup it was crap… But I loved it” A confused me replied “Really” To confused me’s surprise she said, “Yeah” Now I thought she was insane who would ever think this was a great date. So I asked “Why?” And this girl has so many surprises she actually said the most cliche thing I heard all day.
“Well because I got to be with you.” WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL! She actually is into me. She began to move in on me oddly enough. This was happening she was gonna try to kiss me, yes you heard me right this ain't a typo she tried to kiss me. I moved in on her all my training has paid off. Master television had taught me well. Sorry, Cristian the Author of this story doesn’t know how to kiss a girl so you need to imagine some very descriptive and mushy stuff right here. Well that was the first time my mouth has made contact with a girls mouth without her running away in fear. When I finally opened my eyes fireworks went off… literally. Happy New Year. Well maybe she didn’t kiss me because she was into me but because it was New Year's Day and well you know that tradition. Yes that story has many holes in it because it was not midnight it was only 11:30 and some people were launching fireworks. Wow Cristian really knows nothing about writing romance does he. All fourth wall breaks aside it actually turned out to be a decent night, who am I kidding it was amazing, I had been on this Earth for Fifteen years and I finally got to kiss a girl, and a pretty one
too!