Scene 1
Cast: Zoe the Cat, Zoe's Smart Phone (Phone)
Scene: In Zoe's house
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Zoe: The mail is here! I shall go get it. (Goes out of her house and comes back with a stack of papers. She begins reading them off and throwing them on a table.) Zoe: Land tax, gas tax, sales tax, income tax, litter box tax, gas bill, water bill, electric bill, taxes for paying taxes, taxes for paying taxes for paying taxes, rental car bill, this bill, that bill... Hey! What's this? It's from EDUCATION ACADEME! (Rips envelope open and begins to read aloud.) Dear Undereducated Young Adult Feline, We invite you to experience our new expansion to our massive campus grounds. Our newest expansion includes better accommodation for cats, like you, as …show more content…
I'm hungry. Klinkal: GEE WHIZ! Me too. Zoe: GEE WHIZ! Here are our choices: Popeye's, Pegasus's puke, or Joe's down home southern cookin' pies. Kelly: GEE WHIZ! I don't want Popeye's to pop my eyes. None of that. Klinkal: GEE WHIZ! NOBODY would eat at Peggy's poop- or whatever that place is called. Zoe: GEE WHIZ! Joe's down home southern cookin' pies it is. ---
Scene 13
Cast: Cats, Joe
Scene: In a pie shop at an airport.
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Joe: Hello! Welcome to Joe's down home southern cookin' pies. How can I help you? Zoe: You can help us by serving us 5 of your golden pies. Joe: That will be 12.45? Cash, credit, check, or debit? Zoe: Cash. Joe: If you fork it over. You can fork in the pies. (Zoe gives him money.) Joe: Thank you. Please have a seat. (Cats sit at table.) Narrator: 10 minuets later... (10 minuets later...) (Table has 5 empty pie-pans.) Klinkal: That was good pie! Joe: Good? Good? GREAT! GET OUT! Zoe: Ok. We need provisions for our flight anyway. Let's go get them. ---
Scene 14
Cast: Cats
Scene: In the airport terminal, near book stores
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Zoe: GEE WHIZ! Our choices are “The book store”, “The other book store”, and “The books and stuff