Jones: A Fictional Narrative

“Hey Joe look at the flapper to the left!”exclaimed jones “she looks like a swell sheba”
Joe replies “well then move your dogs you goofy cake eater…. oh and offer her some giggle water to give her the heebie-jeebies.”
“Swell idea joe i'm gonna go check if they have some speak-easy here.”
“slow down Jones you don’t want to get her ossifield and upchuck.”
“yea ok joe i will just go talk to her”jones walks over to her.
“hi my names Jones want some giggle water?”
“my names Jessica and yes i would.You seem like a big cheese.”
“and you look like a keen flapper”
“wanna swing? im quite the hoofer.”
Jones belly laughs.” i'm not very good at it Jessica how about i just watch?”
“don't be such a lousy flat tire Jones let's Swing! all you need to do