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Dear Blabby, I have very big plans for the enemies I call friends, and I am very excited to share and receive advice on how to further my plans. I am planning on destroying my best friend’s life for all the pain and suffering he has put me through. My so called friend has slept with my beloved wife. Secondly, he gave away my promotion in the army as lieutenant to a young man with no battle experience at all. Not to mention how hard I have worked to achieve these goals. Day in and day out I struggle to do the best I can and earn that promotion, but instead he decided to give it away. I guess I know how much I mean to him as a friend. I will use everything in my power to destroy his life and the people he loves so I can watch him suffer.

Sincerely, Mad Man

Dear Mad Man, I am very sorry to hear about the series of unfortunate events that has happened to you. To be completely honest with you, what you are planning on doing is not the right thing to do, instead of planning on destroying you’re best friend’s life, sit down together and talk and talk about why you feel so hurt. The best revenge would be to show yout friend that you are much better without him.

Sincerely, Blabby

My dearest Desdemona, I can’t stop thinking about you, you are the best thing that has happened to me and I can not wait till I see your beautiful face again. It is still so unbelievable that you choose me out of everyone. It would be an impossible task to describe how much you mean to me and how much I love you. I have always dreamed and hoped that one day I would meet the perfect women, and I am happy to say the day has finally come. I know that your father does not approve of our love for each other, but if he sees how much we love each other, and how much I am willing to sacrifice for you then he will know I am the right man for you.

Love always, Othello xx

My dear Othello, I can not stop thinking about you either. I love you so much that simply seeing your

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