Module 5: A Narrative Fiction
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The groans of the exhausted Shinsengumi men could be heard, even in your own office. They had to train on the hottest day of the year. You, however, peacefully sat in front of an electric fan whilst making origami animals. Such things were the benefits of being a woman of the Shinsengumi. You weren't exactly a member of the force when you thought about it. You didn't do any real police related work.
You got paid to dick around in an office and occasionally sign things. The money you got paid wasn't anything too special. You had accumulated a rather large amount because rather then spend it, you just saved it up and free-loaded off of unfortunate souls like Gintoki and Otae.
After reaching thirty seven origami animals and a couple experiments out of making paper dicks, your …show more content…
hands became incredibly tired and you were itching for something interesting to do. You closed your eyes and thoughtfully tapped your chin.
Whose life might you wreck havok on today?
And then it came to you. You could gather info on your future boyfriend, Hijikata! Making a couple more origami things, you shoved them into a plastic bag. They would probably have some use one day. And you were ready for an adventure.
BANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANG
You knocked on Yamazaki's entryway for it to be swung open angrily and hit you in the face. You doubled over and Yamazaki looked worried as he helped you up.
"Sorry, (Y/N)!" He said apologetically and you grinned and swung your head back up, hitting the inspector in the chin.
"No problem, cherry boy!" You said cheerfully and Yamazaki glared at you.
"How would you know?!" He yelled, looking more and more irritated.
"Know what?" You asked. "Anywho, I need to ask you something," you said as you pushed past him and entered the room. "I need some info on Hijikata and Sougo,"
"Why?" Was Yamazaki's response. You frowned.
"If you don't tell me, I'll rip your dick o-" you stopped yourself and tried to stay cool.
"My nephew is doing a report on the police force here in Edo and he wants to know about the top guys, Y'know?"
Yamazaki seemed a little shocked from your previous outburst and trembled a little. "I don't really know anything all too important, but all I know is..." and he proceeded to tell you.
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Hijikata patrolled the streets of Edo, paying particular attention to a certain Yorozuya Gin-Chan sign. He looked annoyed for a moment but lit his cigarette.
You stood behind a building watching him, and you squealed a little. "Put me in your mouth, Mayora!" You whispered to yourself, clutching your front. You slapped yourself and puffed out your chest. "I gotta stay cool, yo." You told yourself, and you peered around the building
again.
Hijikata was moving towards your direction and you gasped and stealthily rushed to another hidden area. "I'm bored..." You thought, looking at the ground. To be honest, you weren't as interested in stalking the vice- commander anymore. You still wanted him, but you had didn't really feel like watching him anymore. Unless he was asleep.
'What else could I do?'
After some thinking you decided to pay your dear friend Sa-chan a visit. 'She's probably still living in Gintoki's ceiling,' you thought, stifling a chuckle. Maybe Sarutobi's behaviour also helped you stalk less? She did seem rather ridiculous when she did it.
The groans of the exhausted Shinsengumi men could be heard, even in your own office. They had to train on the hottest day of the year. You, however, peacefully sat in front of an electric fan whilst making origami animals. Such things were the benefits of being a woman of the Shinsengumi. You weren't exactly a member of the force when you thought about it. You didn't do any real police related work.
You got paid to dick around in an office and occasionally sign things. The money you got paid wasn't anything too special. You had accumulated a rather large amount because rather then spend it, you just saved it up and free-loaded off of unfortunate souls like Gintoki and Otae.
After reaching thirty seven origami animals and a couple experiments out of making paper dicks, your …show more content…
hands became incredibly tired and you were itching for something interesting to do. You closed your eyes and thoughtfully tapped your chin.
Whose life might you wreck havok on today?
And then it came to you. You could gather info on your future boyfriend, Hijikata! Making a couple more origami things, you shoved them into a plastic bag. They would probably have some use one day. And you were ready for an adventure.
BANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANG
You knocked on Yamazaki's entryway for it to be swung open angrily and hit you in the face. You doubled over and Yamazaki looked worried as he helped you up.
"Sorry, (Y/N)!" He said apologetically and you grinned and swung your head back up, hitting the inspector in the chin.
"No problem, cherry boy!" You said cheerfully and Yamazaki glared at you.
"How would you know?!" He yelled, looking more and more irritated.
"Know what?" You asked. "Anywho, I need to ask you something," you said as you pushed past him and entered the room. "I need some info on Hijikata and Sougo,"
"Why?" Was Yamazaki's response. You frowned.
"If you don't tell me, I'll rip your dick o-" you stopped yourself and tried to stay cool.
"My nephew is doing a report on the police force here in Edo and he wants to know about the top guys, Y'know?"
Yamazaki seemed a little shocked from your previous outburst and trembled a little. "I don't really know anything all too important, but all I know is..." and he proceeded to tell you.
Add line break here
Hijikata patrolled the streets of Edo, paying particular attention to a certain Yorozuya Gin-Chan sign. He looked annoyed for a moment but lit his cigarette.
You stood behind a building watching him, and you squealed a little. "Put me in your mouth, Mayora!" You whispered to yourself, clutching your front. You slapped yourself and puffed out your chest. "I gotta stay cool, yo." You told yourself, and you peered around the building
again.
Hijikata was moving towards your direction and you gasped and stealthily rushed to another hidden area. "I'm bored..." You thought, looking at the ground. To be honest, you weren't as interested in stalking the vice- commander anymore. You still wanted him, but you had didn't really feel like watching him anymore. Unless he was asleep.
'What else could I do?'
After some thinking you decided to pay your dear friend Sa-chan a visit. 'She's probably still living in Gintoki's ceiling,' you thought, stifling a chuckle. Maybe Sarutobi's behaviour also helped you stalk less? She did seem rather ridiculous when she did it.