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Monologue On Brad Pitt's Overrated
Brad Pitt, he’s overrated
His shirts are surely perforated
He can’t even play dead
I can’t think of a good movie he lead

He uses moisturizer, that’s for sure
I just found out that it’s just to allure
That would explain why his wife left
He was just not that deft

Oceans 18 will surely be great
All of five feet he is in height
Don’t worry though, he can still act
And his checks he’ll still transact

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