There once was a boy
His little sister he did annoy
He thought he was cool
But really he was just a tool
This boy’s name was Heremy Hessop
And his sister thinks he is a mess up
You see, Heremy was really mean
Even though they came from the same gene
Even though these two siblings fought
They still learned a lot
The learned they loved eachother very much
And sometimes they wanted to hit each other with a crutch
Overall, Heremy was a nice guy
Even though sometimes he made his sister cry
Sometimes his sister was mean too
And she made Heremy feel blue
Their mother yelled at them all the time
But she doesn't know that they treat one another like a dime
Because now that they are older
They don’t give eachother a cold