Query Letter Kentucky Fried Girlfriend
Query letter Title: Kentucky fried girlfriend
Genre: Modern
Word count: 2000-2500 per episode (roughly 5 pages)
2 sentence pitch: What happens when 1 week with your new girlfriend turns into 5 months after stepping off the airplane? One wacky slice of life story.
3 paragraph summary: The week before Christmas 2009 lead to be my most harrowing experience. Right after getting baptized in a mega church was what I thought to be the last week before the end. The end of walking to coffee houses 6 days a week to make yearbooks for athletes, fights with my parents and all around boredom. I was given the opportunity to fly out of the Bay Area to see my online girlfriend I’d been dating for a year to touch-down in the steaming desert that would end up taking everything from me, this place is called: Tucson, AZ. Most by everything I was told by Karma “my girlfriend at the time” over the phone was a set-up, a lie. The next 5 months pushed me to the limits of abuse. Being forced to move in with her mother who was an RN nurse turned drug dealer/addict, filling out application after application with no job the entirety of the deflated 5 months and walked around looking for money and food on the streets. What …show more content…
I will be writing this out in full display with fictitious stories on heating up buckets of water on the stove top if we had electricity to take baths, sleeping with a kitchen knife under my pillow in fear the Mexican cartel breaking in and murdering everyone, sitting in an office packed with boxes writing sermons to myself just to keep a sense of sanity. This heart-rending tale will hopefully have you laughing, crying, and leaving you with the feeling to return again and again. It doesn’t get any more entertaining than what your about to
Genre: Modern
Word count: 2000-2500 per episode (roughly 5 pages)
2 sentence pitch: What happens when 1 week with your new girlfriend turns into 5 months after stepping off the airplane? One wacky slice of life story.
3 paragraph summary: The week before Christmas 2009 lead to be my most harrowing experience. Right after getting baptized in a mega church was what I thought to be the last week before the end. The end of walking to coffee houses 6 days a week to make yearbooks for athletes, fights with my parents and all around boredom. I was given the opportunity to fly out of the Bay Area to see my online girlfriend I’d been dating for a year to touch-down in the steaming desert that would end up taking everything from me, this place is called: Tucson, AZ. Most by everything I was told by Karma “my girlfriend at the time” over the phone was a set-up, a lie. The next 5 months pushed me to the limits of abuse. Being forced to move in with her mother who was an RN nurse turned drug dealer/addict, filling out application after application with no job the entirety of the deflated 5 months and walked around looking for money and food on the streets. What …show more content…
I will be writing this out in full display with fictitious stories on heating up buckets of water on the stove top if we had electricity to take baths, sleeping with a kitchen knife under my pillow in fear the Mexican cartel breaking in and murdering everyone, sitting in an office packed with boxes writing sermons to myself just to keep a sense of sanity. This heart-rending tale will hopefully have you laughing, crying, and leaving you with the feeling to return again and again. It doesn’t get any more entertaining than what your about to