Roy Birdie Monologue

Here we go again. Another day of watching Roy Birdie bully everyone. He is just a big, black haired, red eyed freak who doesn't stop messing with everyone. But guess what? I’m the captain of the football team and because of that, Roy Birdie doesn’t try his antics on me. But he does picks on this one kid, Dave, who is short and stubby and no one hangs out with him. Roy loves to pick on those kids especially. I wish I could hang out with those kids, the dorky ones, to help them out. Especially Dave. But I don’t know what that would do to my reputation...
The second day of school, I was in the hall and saw Roy walking like he was the king of the school, pushing kids out of the way, calling them all kinds of mean names. He has his slaves,
“Oh my gosh,” I thought, “he is really going to get it now.” As principal Weeper drug Dave down to the office by his ear, Roy slithered his way back into the crowd, anxiously ready to retell the hilarious story to his goons.
Dave on the other hand, got a suspension for throwing his body on Mrs.Weeper . I thought about telling the principal that it was really Roy’s fault but I didn’t want to get in the middle of things. This happens all the time and Roy never gets in trouble. I sure do feel like saying something to him but I don’t want to risk looking like a dork,
Roy is waiting and all you hear from him is “Mmm mashed potatoes I can't wait for my mash potatoes if i don't get those mashed potatoes I'm stealing someone else’s mashed potatoes!”. Dave saw this and he started laughing hysterically for so long I thought his voice box was going to try to find other jobs because he worked it so hard. Uh oh, I knew Dave should stop Roy runs over faster than a cheetah and he throws a punch right threw his intestines and he throws those mash potatoes right up all over Roy's brand new shoes . I say to me self “he got those mash potatoes that he