Satire Essay About School
Satire I can not believe it! School is coming to an end! I have always dreaded this day, and wished that it would never come, but unfortunately I knew it had to. Eighteen years of my life add to the nearly 5,400 years of my class’ lives that have been allocated to the most preeminent work. Education is the key to succeeding in life, but what happens when the key is finally handed to us? What happens when we no longer see the despised faces of our companions and educators?
If you have not already figured it out, I am being completely facetious.
This “prison” what they call school has provided my classmates and I with years of happiness, of uninterrupted protection from the outside world, and a base of knowledge to succeed in anything(as long …show more content…
Which I seem to have learned somewhere along the line of my 18 years in the “sanctuary” of school. Everyday, mind numbing work, just to be able to combine words into an essay which will not affect my life anymore than the two minutes I spend worrying about which grade I got. Seven hours of interaction with people I do not dislike, but do not have a particular fondness for either. I could be sitting at home doing something important, or maybe just rotting my brain in a more enjoyable fashion. I learned much from school, but how much will I actually need when I come into the world of important deadlines which determine the state of my employment and possibly even the state of my family. I am so ready to get out of this place. I have done all that I can do here, which is practically nothing. Wake up, make my own breakfast (hopefully my mom bought enough milk for the cereal she also bought this time), shower (in a shower with water that I know will be there everyday), drive to school (in a car bought and paid for by my parents), go to school (to do absolutely nothing but uselessly talk to people), spend a couple hours playing sports (which will barely even be a part of my life in the future because I will be too busy working), and then go home to eat food (if I’m lucky it will even be premade). Nothing I am doing right now matters; there is no challenge to
If you have not already figured it out, I am being completely facetious.
This “prison” what they call school has provided my classmates and I with years of happiness, of uninterrupted protection from the outside world, and a base of knowledge to succeed in anything(as long …show more content…
Which I seem to have learned somewhere along the line of my 18 years in the “sanctuary” of school. Everyday, mind numbing work, just to be able to combine words into an essay which will not affect my life anymore than the two minutes I spend worrying about which grade I got. Seven hours of interaction with people I do not dislike, but do not have a particular fondness for either. I could be sitting at home doing something important, or maybe just rotting my brain in a more enjoyable fashion. I learned much from school, but how much will I actually need when I come into the world of important deadlines which determine the state of my employment and possibly even the state of my family. I am so ready to get out of this place. I have done all that I can do here, which is practically nothing. Wake up, make my own breakfast (hopefully my mom bought enough milk for the cereal she also bought this time), shower (in a shower with water that I know will be there everyday), drive to school (in a car bought and paid for by my parents), go to school (to do absolutely nothing but uselessly talk to people), spend a couple hours playing sports (which will barely even be a part of my life in the future because I will be too busy working), and then go home to eat food (if I’m lucky it will even be premade). Nothing I am doing right now matters; there is no challenge to