Satire Essay On Obama

ALL HAIL KING OBAMA

It is hard to ignore the problems in Washington when everyone is talking about them. From the corrupt democrats to the right wing extremist republicans, everyone seems to have a problem with the people that are in government seats in Washington. The speaker of the house seems to be getting a lot of the attention recently, being called a number of derogatory statements. Yes it seems everyone has a problem with the government of these United States. Still however the most talk seems to come from those against the very president Barrack Obama. Everyone claims that he is an inefficient leader that he is a socialist; some even go so far as to say that he is Americas Hitler. There are so many people claiming injustices against him that they don’t have time to think of proposed solutions to the problem. Everyone is complaining that he is the cause of
One is sure to work and I will propose that one now. That is to make Obama officially king and give him complete control over the United States. This sounds ludicrous at first but further thinking about it is genius. If Obama has complete control over America then nobody could talk bad about him because they would have to answer to Obama. This would also eliminate the need for a congress or a senate so the naysayers couldn’t complain about them either. Also this would give Obama the power to enact every idea he has about the well-being of this nation so all of the Obama supporters will be happy and they wont have to argue with the people against him. Also Obama will have to power to dispose of all those against him which he will inevitably do. This will also give him the power to officially make us a socialistic, Islamic nation which will obviously be good for us since he has basically done it already and we are in such good shape