Saying Bond Uni: Textual Analysis
Saying Bond Uni is small is an understatement. As one of the smallest universities in Australia the social life on campus is a little crowded to say the least; everyone one knows everyone.
Our wide and colourful student culture presents the perfect location for any voyeuristic people watchers to get their daily fix. Here is a breakdown of the 10 students you will meet at Bond.
1. The ‘I have a girlfriend’ guy:
His relationship status recently changed and he made sure you know about it. You were also notified about this change via Instagram, Snapchat and Facebook. His new beau has pretty much taken over his life. Want to celebrate his new relationship together with a few drinks and a boogie at Dons? Better let him get permission from his …show more content…
Head to toe Ralph Lauren is a hard look to pull off, but fortunately for him, it pairs well with aviators, loafers and an ‘I put more effort than required into my hair’ cut. You will probably spot him milling around the library taking loud business calls and dropping corporate jargon like it going out of style, “I’ll pencil you in for lunch?”
5. The Instagram famous blogger
She looks kind of familiar right… but most definitely not because you ran into her on campus. You recognise her from Instagram where she has somehow amassed over 100k followers. She knows which beach to get that perfect bikini post and probably promotes products for tanning companies. Hit her up for restaurant recommendations, because this girl knows her stuff.
6. The typical forgein exchange student
You saw their name on your tutorial list, though 5 weeks through the group assignment you still have not laid eyes on them. Spending their weekends flying between the Great Barrier Reef and Fiji, it is pretty hard not to be jealous.
7. The ‘Saturdays are for the boys’ guy
He is rarely spotted in public without his posse of friends and teammates who all seem to look exactly the same. They are your typical boys boy, liking beer, babes and more beer. He probably plays rugby or cricket and can be seen around campus wearing sporting merch.
8. The student who did all the required
Our wide and colourful student culture presents the perfect location for any voyeuristic people watchers to get their daily fix. Here is a breakdown of the 10 students you will meet at Bond.
1. The ‘I have a girlfriend’ guy:
His relationship status recently changed and he made sure you know about it. You were also notified about this change via Instagram, Snapchat and Facebook. His new beau has pretty much taken over his life. Want to celebrate his new relationship together with a few drinks and a boogie at Dons? Better let him get permission from his …show more content…
Head to toe Ralph Lauren is a hard look to pull off, but fortunately for him, it pairs well with aviators, loafers and an ‘I put more effort than required into my hair’ cut. You will probably spot him milling around the library taking loud business calls and dropping corporate jargon like it going out of style, “I’ll pencil you in for lunch?”
5. The Instagram famous blogger
She looks kind of familiar right… but most definitely not because you ran into her on campus. You recognise her from Instagram where she has somehow amassed over 100k followers. She knows which beach to get that perfect bikini post and probably promotes products for tanning companies. Hit her up for restaurant recommendations, because this girl knows her stuff.
6. The typical forgein exchange student
You saw their name on your tutorial list, though 5 weeks through the group assignment you still have not laid eyes on them. Spending their weekends flying between the Great Barrier Reef and Fiji, it is pretty hard not to be jealous.
7. The ‘Saturdays are for the boys’ guy
He is rarely spotted in public without his posse of friends and teammates who all seem to look exactly the same. They are your typical boys boy, liking beer, babes and more beer. He probably plays rugby or cricket and can be seen around campus wearing sporting merch.
8. The student who did all the required