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The Adventures of Big-Bosomed Brooke
The Adventures of Big-Bosomed Brooke

Part 1: a heavenly stroll
Once upon a time there was a girl called Big-Bosomed Brooke. One lovely morning she decided to go for a walk so she took a spare pair of socks and pantaloons just in case an accident happen. she tucked them in between her huge knockers to keep them safe and left. Wow it is hot said Brooke to herself so she walked faster and faster so she get home quicker. By this time her huge badazlers were swaying and bopping so fast that the unthinkable happened: they hit her in the face and she fell over and died. Big-Bosomed Brooke woke up several years later (it was actually a few minutes) to a massive crowd around her. There was a ambulance and everything. They had called the forklift company to lift Brookes gigantic gigglehoppers off her face so she breathe again. After 5 forklift her boob rise in air and she gasp for live. Brooke was alive but her badizzle was sore. The end.

Part 2: relaxing bath (with an twist)
Brooke was so sad about the incident that she pizzle her nizzle and she was glad that she bought an extra pantaloon just in case. She went home in the dark because the sun ran away because it was night. She open door and turn light on so she could see. Suddenly a warm relaxing buble bath was running and she went in it but she was naked. Ahh said brooke because she was relax. What a tough titty day. Suddenly her large ligglelips started floating to top of bath. Ha ha ha said brooke look at my nipnoppers floating. Suddenly they floated into the air and suddenly through the ceiling and INTO OUTER SPACE! O no say brooke. The end.

Part 3: Flag (with a other extra big twist)
Brooke was all alone in space forever. I am so sad said brooke. Suddenly there was a rocket ship. They thought that Brooke’s massive mulmipperzips were a new planets so they landed on each jipjopzoz. This looks like a good place to start a new human race said one of astronought. So they each put a flag in the nipple to say
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