The Dangers Of Being Organized, Controlled School Day

You obviously hate and fear school, because you need to actually use your brain(Oh! the horror!), but most people have forgotten that even getting to school challenge! Many kids like you forget things like their school supplies, then get yelled at by their teachers, parents, and friends. Also, there’s the subject of food, you might have an unhealthy diet, which causes sickness and disease, or you might shrink to the size of that guy named Chris from malnutrition. You might have too much sugar and be extremely hyper, then fall asleep randomly, or worst of all forget to pack a lunch and starve to death! There’s also the possibility you’ll be turned into a human pancake from being run over by a car. If you want to avoid these tragedies, then follow this guide which will bring humans out from under the constant reign of terror of not being organized enough to get to school. The first step, is the first part of the day, the upstairs magic. The things you do upstairs are very important, it refreshes you, cleans you, and allows you to
have acceptable hygiene. This step starts the night before, you’ll need to sleep early enough to wake up in time, but you must also set an alarm. One way to feel better when waking up is setting your alarm 10 minutes early, so you have a good excuse to sleep another 10 minutes. Now, when you finally decide to get out of bed, do so very slowly! You don’t want to be the kid who got a concussion because you went down the stairs while you were still sleepy, so just put on your clothes and try not to bump your head anywhere. Finally, the most important part, the bathroom. Take a shower, get rid of “waste”, brush your teeth, comb your hair, etc. maybe people might not run away from you now. Pack the things you’ll need, so you won’t get a 1,000,000,000,000,000,000 (a quintillion) red flags, or starve/thirst to death from the excruciating trillions of years in prison, err school. A great way to organize and remember each things is to get everything you’ll need for school together such as a book bag, school supplies, lunch box, lunch, money and forms for events, instrument etc. Put the right things in the right places and make sure your remember where you put everything, so later, when you need it, you can find it again. If you have extra time (this only happens once every million days), then double check everything, you can never be too sure. Finally, comes the hardest, most dangerous part of the day, eating breakfast, and of course getting on/off a car/bus, but eating breakfast is much more perilous.
One of the most important things of having an organized, controlled school day is to make sure to have a breakfast. If you remember to, then do not choke on your food! Your breakfast must also be nutritious enough to get you to lunch without fainting. While you’re full be careful, just like waking up, you will be clumsy and dumb, so don’t do anything extreme. Get an adult who is allowed to drive to take you to school. Cross streets, driveways, really anywhere, with caution, because you definitely won’t like the feeling of being a pancake. Make sure the adult doesn’t drive quicker than the traffic, and when getting out of the car/bus look everywhere for danger, then when you arrive, get out of the car/bus when there are no other vehicles very close that can turn you to a
slushie. Now, with this guide you have maybe a 43.8% chance of making it to school alive (on the good days)! Make sure to have proper hygiene, so you won’t be rejected at school by everyone and everything, and to put on clothes, or, well, you get it. Also, with the dangerous circumstances of the desert, sorry, got a little confused, school, where you become magically thirsty and hungry at the exact moment you have no water or food, you’ll need to make sure you’re ready. Finally, in this futuristic world where there are very heavy things, called cars, that move other quite heavy things, called humans, at an astonishing speed, you’ll need to be very cautious to not be run over. It’s a good thing you have this guide, which makes your survival chance go from 0.0003% to 28.92%, yes, it dropped because now you might encounter a rabid Chris running around.