Chapter One Of The Archaeological Chronicle: A Particular Catch
“Hmm… That didn’t go quite as I had planned,” The Deity thought out loud, something they would have never dared to do in the company of others. Thankfully though, they were only in the company of themselves. It appeared that they had accidentally transported themselves to an uninhabited island in the middle of the ocean… but perhaps it wasn’t that isolated after all; they surveyed the surrounding landscape and saw a mass of land straight in front of them, less than a hundred meters away from the place where they were standing right then, and a town on it.
They teleported and found themselves at the border of a town, although village would be a more fitting term. Getting scared by a woman asking them for the time, he quickly looked around: There was a long main road with two narrow streets branching off to the left and right. There was a man selling different items, but the passing people seemed uninterested in buying anything from him. “My kind sir,” he started, giving them a polite smile, which did nothing but somehow intimidate The Deity. “How would you like a beautiful necklace, maybe for that special someone *Wink* *Wink* *Nudge* *Nudge* for the low price of a thousand banifalși? Don’t mind the smell of fish, that’s simply because …show more content…
Seriously, have you seen the things they try to climb?). They then took it while the stall owner was occupied selling some silver, and they came close to fainting when she glanced at them. The feeling of guilt (truth be told, it was less the being sorry, and more being extremely scared) was nearly too much to handle, and they were going to drop the chain, when it suddenly wore off, after the woman had left her stand, and pretty much everyone else had departed to either their homes or the town