This is when she became more comfortable. When I asked her name again, she answered “Butthole”. I also asked her age, which was 1,000,000. She also had a pet whale and elephant in the basement. She proceeded to sit on the couch upside-down, and roll all over, even on to me. I told her I was not comfortable with that because I hardly knew her. She ignored me. I noticed out piano and asked if she played. She performed for me “The Anthem of her Nation”, which was her rolling up and down the keys with her behind. I asked her to show me to my room, which was our storm room in the basement. The lamp was broken, so she led me to my new room, which was the bathroom. After the tour of wrongly named rooms, she collapsed on the ground. I performed CPR and offered to call an ambulance. She “died”. She rose again and…