Venus Fly Trap Research Paper

"RAWR!" You hear as a giant three hundred foot Venus fly trap comes falling out of the sky. You've only heard legends of the Venus fly trap known as John. She goes around destroying entire planets which it why Mars, Jupiter, and Planet X is now just a figment of the imagination. As John goes rampaging through you start seeing the Nova Squadron forming a huge shield using the galactic rift fleet. Now let's go back to the birthplace of John.

John was a science experiment that came from the planet XX 1251. XX 1251 is a planet that is run by Venus fly traps. The only issue is that they were getting too much oxygen in their atmosphere and were running out of Carbon Dioxide to breathe. So one day a small little tulip by the name of Johnny had a brilliant idea he would make an oxygen breathing plant. So Johnny began working, Johny figured out that by reversing one of the genes that they could make an oxygen breathing plant that would solve their problem. After many years he made a small little plant that was about 5 feet tall that could breathe oxygen. But then this small little plant grew to nearly 150% it's regular size. Thus John was born.
Johnny had to figure out a way to get rid of John so he shot John into space hoping to suffocate her.
Then John made a shield of oxygen around herself so she could fly from planet to planet destroying everything. Now John was on Earth the planets of humans. Now the humans had to figure out how to destroy this massive creature. To figure this out the top ranking officials all went into a bunker and discussed how to kill this gigantic beast. After about five days of discussion, they decided that they would shoot it into the sun as well as shoot 45 nukes at it to make sure it
died.

The humans had figured out a way to kill the beast named John now they just had to execute the plan. The figured to shoot him out into space and into the sun they would put huge magnets inside of him by him eating them. They then devised how to make a railgun to shoot the magnet at him and they did. The magnets went flying straight into his mouth and he swallowed them whole. They then reversed the magnets to shoot him out of the Earth followed with 45 nukes following him to kill John.

John went flying and got hit by all 45 nukes but soon as he got near the sun he launched away and the magnets melted and he lived. However, John decided to stop trying to destroy planets and instead he would just eat them whole to provide protection. He went to go to protect Earth but no one trusted him because he just tried to destroy them. John was then shot at by another 45 nukes which covered him in enough radiation to instantly kill entire planets. So he decided to fly right next to Earth and kill everything by radiation overload.

Now his final task, he had to go back home and kill everything as revenge for shooting him away like he didn't matter.