What Is The Difference Between A Sick Horse And A Dead Bee?
The Elephants were playing against the ants in a soccer game. It was a close match, but when the ants’ star player dribbled the ball towards the goal, an elephant defender ran towards him, stepped on him and killed him. “What did you do that for!!” asked the referee. “I didn’t mean to kill him,” said the elephant. “I was only trying to trip him up.” An ant and an elephant shared a night of passion but in the morning the ant woke up to find the elephant had died. “Damn,” said the ant. “One night of passion and I have to spend the rest of my life digging a grave!” After a golfer found his ball in a deep rough, he took a huge swing, but hit a divot, so he swung hard again and
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– An ant that can’t march. Bedbugs One tick asked another, “Whatever happened to the two bedbugs that fell in love?” the other tick said,” didn’t you know? They got married in the spring.” Bees What’s the difference between a sick horse and a dead bee?---Once is a seedy beast, the other is a bee deceased. The Definition of Archive in the Comic Dictionary—an archive is where Noah kept his bees. If you have a bee in your hand, what do you have in your eye?—Beauty, because beauty is in the eye of the Bee-Holder. Old beekeepers never die, they just buzz …show more content…
Spiders • A guy was sitting in a bar one Monday afternoon, fascinated by the movements of a spider. He watched it as the spider came out of the kitchen, climbed up the wall, walked across the ceiling, around the chandelier and back down the opposite wall, coming to rest on the radiator pipe. It was the same story on Tuesday. The spider came out of the kitchen climbed up the wall, walked across the ceiling, around the chandelier and back down the opposite wall, coming to rest on the radiator pipe. By Wednesday the guy was so intrigued that he shared his enthusiasm with a fellow customer. “You watch,” he said, “any minute now a spider will come out of the kitchen, climb up the wall, walk across the ceiling, around the chandelier and back down the opposite wall, coming to rest on the radiator pipe.” Sure enough, within minutes, the spider came out of the kitchen climbed up the wall, walked across the ceiling, a round the chandelier and back down the opposite wall, coming to rest on the radiator pipe. “That’s amazing,” Said the other
– An ant that can’t march. Bedbugs One tick asked another, “Whatever happened to the two bedbugs that fell in love?” the other tick said,” didn’t you know? They got married in the spring.” Bees What’s the difference between a sick horse and a dead bee?---Once is a seedy beast, the other is a bee deceased. The Definition of Archive in the Comic Dictionary—an archive is where Noah kept his bees. If you have a bee in your hand, what do you have in your eye?—Beauty, because beauty is in the eye of the Bee-Holder. Old beekeepers never die, they just buzz …show more content…
Spiders • A guy was sitting in a bar one Monday afternoon, fascinated by the movements of a spider. He watched it as the spider came out of the kitchen, climbed up the wall, walked across the ceiling, around the chandelier and back down the opposite wall, coming to rest on the radiator pipe. It was the same story on Tuesday. The spider came out of the kitchen climbed up the wall, walked across the ceiling, around the chandelier and back down the opposite wall, coming to rest on the radiator pipe. By Wednesday the guy was so intrigued that he shared his enthusiasm with a fellow customer. “You watch,” he said, “any minute now a spider will come out of the kitchen, climb up the wall, walk across the ceiling, around the chandelier and back down the opposite wall, coming to rest on the radiator pipe.” Sure enough, within minutes, the spider came out of the kitchen climbed up the wall, walked across the ceiling, a round the chandelier and back down the opposite wall, coming to rest on the radiator pipe. “That’s amazing,” Said the other