Do Inanimate Objects Want To Resist Mankind?

In his essay, Baker assures that inanimate objects want to resist mankind. First, inanimate objects break down when they are needed. Automobiles break down in the middle of an intersection during rush hour. Furnaces break down the first day of winter. Next, inanimate objects get lost with unexplained reasons. Keys make their way down to the bottom of the mattress. Gloves are meant to be a pair, but one always gets lost. Finally, some inanimate objects just don’t work. Barometer isn't in working conditions. Flashlight dies out within an hour of used.
I agree with Baker that inanimate objects are out to get us. Some inanimate objects break down, especially when they are most needed. First, my printer breaks down on me. There was a time when I had a
final research paper due for pharmacology 100 . The research paper was 15 percent of my final grade and my 6 year old dell all-in-one 946 printer driver just printed the 2 lines of my paper.
I had to rush to the San Bernardino Valley College library to print out my research paper. Then I was late to my pharmacology class. My front loader Maytag washer machine just decided to break down on me early in the morning. I was on my second load of dark clothes, when I tried to turn the washer machine on. The machine kept saying error. I had 5 other loads to wash and I had asked my mother-in-law, if I could go wash at her house. My mother-in-law was washing and I had to wait until she was done. I didn't get home til 9P.M. and still had to do my trigonometry homework. Next, inanimate objects have their way of getting lost. My direct tv control remote always ends up in weird places. Sundays are game day. It was the first football game of the season and my favorite team Dallas Cowboys were playing at 1:00P.M. It was 15 minutes til the game and the televisions was on the Disney junior channel. I couldn’t find the remote control. Therefore, I had to download the peel remote on my phone in order to change the channel. I notice there was something on the top of my Honda Accord, it was the direct tv
control remote. My Samsung Galaxy S6 phone wonders off when we're at home. I was cleaning the stainless-steel stove in my kitchen when all I can hear is my phone ringing from a distance. I walked to my room and looked around and it was nowhere to be found. I went into the living room, bathroom and the garage and the phone wasn’t there. I kept on calling my phone and I walked by the laundry room and heard my phone ringing. As I get in the room, I called my phone again and heard it coming from the Maytag washer machine. I found my phone in the washer machine.