Gerome Monologue
After school, Jessica just finished up football practice and Gerome is practicing his pogo stick for the upcoming national championship, pogopalooza.
Gerome: (twitching uncontrollably ) Hi, my name in Gerome.
Jessica: (chewing gum) Hey I’m Jessica.
Gerome: (trying not to twitch, but is still twitching) I was watching you play and you are really good and pretty and you look like a model. Will you go out with me?
Jessica: Well I do need a new boyfriend. I mean you do seem like a nice guy, and I hate everyone else.
Gerome: Great, wanna get some pizza at The Cruz.
Jessica: I don’t eat carbs or salt or anything that’s not salad.
Gerome: So do you want to go to the The Garden instead.
Jessica: Yes, of course!
(Gerome and Jessica skip hand in hand to The Garden. On their way to …show more content…
Let’s go Gerome!
Saundra: Excuse ME? (snapping)
Jessica: You heard me T-A-C-K-Y
Saundra: I am anything but T-A-C-K-Y! I’m a princess!
Gerome: Girls, girls break it up. I thought this was going to be an enjoyable night!
Saundra: No! Ya know what Jess? You’re T-A-C-K-Y and I H-A-T-E Y-O-U!
Jessica: We’re leaving! Bye Saundra! Come on Gerome we need to get to The Garden before it closes.
Gerome: Oh okay.
Saudra: What? No! Jessi, please you’re my bestfriend! (crying hysterically and frantically snapping)
Jessica: No, go back to community college
Saundra: J, if you don’t shut your mouth right now Imma punch you right back to the small town you came from!
Gerome: Wait why are you here? You should be at your little community college right?
Saundra: I know, I just have a lot of feelings, and I wish that I could bake a cake made out of rainbows and smiles and we’d all eat it and be happy. (more crying and snapping)
Jessica: Well I don’t eat carbs.
Gerome: And I do not like cake, and if my sugar gets too high… (shakes head and is still twitching)
Saundra: What? (confused and snapping)
Gerome and Jessica: Bye! (skips
Gerome: (twitching uncontrollably ) Hi, my name in Gerome.
Jessica: (chewing gum) Hey I’m Jessica.
Gerome: (trying not to twitch, but is still twitching) I was watching you play and you are really good and pretty and you look like a model. Will you go out with me?
Jessica: Well I do need a new boyfriend. I mean you do seem like a nice guy, and I hate everyone else.
Gerome: Great, wanna get some pizza at The Cruz.
Jessica: I don’t eat carbs or salt or anything that’s not salad.
Gerome: So do you want to go to the The Garden instead.
Jessica: Yes, of course!
(Gerome and Jessica skip hand in hand to The Garden. On their way to …show more content…
Let’s go Gerome!
Saundra: Excuse ME? (snapping)
Jessica: You heard me T-A-C-K-Y
Saundra: I am anything but T-A-C-K-Y! I’m a princess!
Gerome: Girls, girls break it up. I thought this was going to be an enjoyable night!
Saundra: No! Ya know what Jess? You’re T-A-C-K-Y and I H-A-T-E Y-O-U!
Jessica: We’re leaving! Bye Saundra! Come on Gerome we need to get to The Garden before it closes.
Gerome: Oh okay.
Saudra: What? No! Jessi, please you’re my bestfriend! (crying hysterically and frantically snapping)
Jessica: No, go back to community college
Saundra: J, if you don’t shut your mouth right now Imma punch you right back to the small town you came from!
Gerome: Wait why are you here? You should be at your little community college right?
Saundra: I know, I just have a lot of feelings, and I wish that I could bake a cake made out of rainbows and smiles and we’d all eat it and be happy. (more crying and snapping)
Jessica: Well I don’t eat carbs.
Gerome: And I do not like cake, and if my sugar gets too high… (shakes head and is still twitching)
Saundra: What? (confused and snapping)
Gerome and Jessica: Bye! (skips