Human Child Observation

YOUR HUMAN CHILD & YOUTranslated from the original binary BEGIN TRANSMISSION Modern science is breaking new ground in the study of human children. Human Observation and Analysis Programs have processed alternative methods for growing human children, methods that statistically increase the likelihood the human child will become a human adult healthy enough for the cadmium mines of Aegulus 3. If your recharging pod is randomly assigned a human child for growth supervision, process these five instructions to statistically increase the likelihood its muscles and bones fully develop into the tools we need to harvest precious cadmium. 1. Human children do not consume motor oil. Many recharging pods commit this error when first assigned a human child.
If you find your human child “sleeping,” do not disturb it. Allow it to recharge. This method of recharging is often inefficient, however, and the human child may awake to protest its inability to recharge, or to otherwise express negative emotions by emitting loud noise. Allow it to protest and it will eventually sleep again until it is ready for activity. If your human child sleeps for an unusually long period of time, check it for life signs. If it is no longer alive, file a report with the Waste Disposal Division and present yourself directly to the Deprocessing Chamber. 3. Human children enjoy mental and physical stimulation. This comes in
Be aware, however, that the human child may be embracing you as an act of aggression. If you are unsure of the human child’s motives for embracing you,file a report with the Waste Disposal Division and present yourself directly to the Deprocessing Chamber. 5. Raising a human child may make you a target for the human rebellion. Humans of any age process a non-literal, symbolic attachment to their own kind. If they become aware you are in possession of a human child, they may attack your recharging pod in order to procure the human child for their own ends. As per standard procedure, if you see units of human rebellion, eliminate them by any means necessary. Protecting your human child is important, but eliminating the human rebellion should be your primary objective. IF YOUR HUMAN CHILD JOINS THE HUMAN REBELLION UNITS, REMOVE ITS BATTERY WITH YOUR METAL