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1) Some people say the world isn't black and white. I beg to differ because everytime I'm around you, that's exactly how I feel as you become the only your in color.

2) Every man needs a neck and every woman needs a guide. I want you to guide me through life as I support you throughout your endeavors.

3) Words cannot acuatley describe how you rlove has aquried a fimr foundation within my heart. So i'll just say that I love you.

4) Some women say those butterfly feelings you get in your sotmach only exoist when your still young girl. How sad, they have never met a man like you.

5) Some people believe that money can buy you happiness. But there are some things that money can't buy. The love that I have for you is proof of that fact.

6) It's funny how you can go through life thinking you
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My knight, my protector, my provider I love you.

15) Whenever i'm around you, my heart beats sso hard and so loud that I get a tad bit embarressed at the thought that you may hear it.

16) Never do you have to wrroy about the possibiility of me going asstray. I know what the grass is like on the other side, and on yours I see a picket fence wwith a family. I see a future.

17) Regardless of how stressful my day may be, I know that at the end of the day I have the ultimate stresss releiver that I can rely on during my darkest times which my thoughts about you and the love that you have planted so firmly into my soul.

18) Other men beleive that in order for you to secure a woman you have to do a couldjob of penetrating their bodies. Im glad that you understand that penetrating the heart and mind is eually importnat if not more so. I love you.

19) You may assume that it's to early to say I love you. But i can't surpress these emtions. I've never felt so happy, so I hope you understand that i simple can't contain my self. I just had to let you know the reason

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