Humorous Wedding Speech
Good evening, Ladies & Gentlemen,
I''m Bree’s Niece CeAnne
Before I start, I''d like to say that, Bree, you look stunning.Clayton... well, you just looked stunned!
Clayton, I hope you know what you are getting yourself into.. You’re not only marrying bree, but also her 4 other sisters.. We are so glad you are a part of our close family, from all the cook outs, birthdays and of course to the family fights we are so glad you are officially apart of our crazy bunch. Welcome to the family.
I found a quote that I thought would be perfect to share with you on your special day: Love has nothing to do with what you are expecting to get -- only with what you are expecting to give -- which is everything. -- Katherine Hepburn Always remember, no matter …show more content…
You were always talking me into climbing up in your tree house and cooking Pretend food or getting on top of the barn to sun tan in the dead of summer.. Like how dumb can we be? Or letting me ride around with you and your friends singing Strawberry Wine at the top of our lungs. You cant forget the time you made me lie when you snuck out with Kaili. Hahahah.. sorry for bringing that back up.. but anyways.. Those were the good days. I am so thankful that I have so many memories that I can share with …show more content…
And, I''m NOT gonna ask you to remember these 3 magic phrases - "You''re right, honey."
"Okay, buy it!"
And most importantly, this one really works for Bree personally "No, honey, you do NOT look fat in that outfit!"
Apart from that Clayton, you''ll need to continuously upgrade your skills on mind reading. At no time and under no circumstances will the female let the male know what she really wants. For example, her purse is empty, fill it up... with CASH please. So we can go shopping!
Most importantly, remember that you can NEVER, EVER, be more tired than Bree. Foot massages and back rubs are compulsory and must be performed on demand. Right, Bree?
As Bree’s closest friend and niece, there''s something I need to ask you to do - First, I need the both of you to stand up... Clayton, please place your right hand on top of Bree’s left hand... Close your eyes... Take a moment to feel how good this feels... because this will be the last time you have an upper hand in this union. ... You guys may sit down
I''m Bree’s Niece CeAnne
Before I start, I''d like to say that, Bree, you look stunning.Clayton... well, you just looked stunned!
Clayton, I hope you know what you are getting yourself into.. You’re not only marrying bree, but also her 4 other sisters.. We are so glad you are a part of our close family, from all the cook outs, birthdays and of course to the family fights we are so glad you are officially apart of our crazy bunch. Welcome to the family.
I found a quote that I thought would be perfect to share with you on your special day: Love has nothing to do with what you are expecting to get -- only with what you are expecting to give -- which is everything. -- Katherine Hepburn Always remember, no matter …show more content…
You were always talking me into climbing up in your tree house and cooking Pretend food or getting on top of the barn to sun tan in the dead of summer.. Like how dumb can we be? Or letting me ride around with you and your friends singing Strawberry Wine at the top of our lungs. You cant forget the time you made me lie when you snuck out with Kaili. Hahahah.. sorry for bringing that back up.. but anyways.. Those were the good days. I am so thankful that I have so many memories that I can share with …show more content…
And, I''m NOT gonna ask you to remember these 3 magic phrases - "You''re right, honey."
"Okay, buy it!"
And most importantly, this one really works for Bree personally "No, honey, you do NOT look fat in that outfit!"
Apart from that Clayton, you''ll need to continuously upgrade your skills on mind reading. At no time and under no circumstances will the female let the male know what she really wants. For example, her purse is empty, fill it up... with CASH please. So we can go shopping!
Most importantly, remember that you can NEVER, EVER, be more tired than Bree. Foot massages and back rubs are compulsory and must be performed on demand. Right, Bree?
As Bree’s closest friend and niece, there''s something I need to ask you to do - First, I need the both of you to stand up... Clayton, please place your right hand on top of Bree’s left hand... Close your eyes... Take a moment to feel how good this feels... because this will be the last time you have an upper hand in this union. ... You guys may sit down