Illuc's Graduation Speech: The Mighty King

There was once a goblin who lived in a mountain. His name was Illuc. He lived with many other goblins, in fact he lived in a whole town of goblins, slimy small witted goblins. They had a king called the Mighty King. He was basically God. The goblins obeyed anything he said, even if it’s suicide. Illic was in his last year of school to become a server of the king. At this point he has been brainwashed to worship the Mighty King along with all the others. To graduate the school, which mast goblins don’t survive, they must complete a do or die task to see who is worthy of serving the Mighty King. Like all the other goblins Illuc was willing to kill to be one of the Mighty King’s servants. Months had passed and finally it was time
I do not want any goblins coming back that are unworthy,¨the kingś voice was booming. ¨You will travel across Middle Earth and find me the Elven king, I want him dead or alive. That will show him and his people not to bring their goods through my land. You men have six months to do so. If you can not complete the task them I will have my current servants do so. I am being very generous with the time I am giving you. You will leave tomorrow morning so be sure to pack everything you need on the way. I am sure you can find plenty of meat on the way, so I do not believe you will need to pack any food. If you can not find any food then do not come back. I do not want any unworthy goblins roaming through my mountains. I hope to see the worthy individuals in six months or less. I hope to see you and the Elven king
Because of their quick metabolism, they had to eat constantly. At this point they were getting hungry. They are carnavores so they had to find meat. They were coming apon a town. A man town. Outside of their houses they had these little screechy things that bark. There were several of them. Now all thay had to do was stab them and roast them. After they had killed the ninth creature, they saw a light flip on. A screach from a little shild was heard. A man family screaming, then another, and then another. Then within a matter of seconds there were man chasing after them. Two of his fellow goblins were