Later in the day, after spending some time with Leslie, Ron and I would spend the day discussing government, its policies, and how we each feel about these things. Then, I would go with Ron to eat his favorite food, anything that is artery-clogging, more specifically: meat! Ron’s love for “dangerously large quantities of cholesterol” as well as his disgust with government is what makes him such a funny and relatable character. After all, what is more American than Ron’s love of meat? For our last activity together, Ron Swanson would take me to his cabin in the middle of the forest, where we would spend all day hunting and fishing, two things which I have always loved to do. During our time fishing, Ron would “accidentally” get his baiting hook stuck in my leg, which will not be fun but will allow me to learn how to deal with other people calmly, despite wanting to shout at him for the pain he has caused me. While my idealized day had its downs, despite accidentally getting stabbed with a fishing hook, it is truly a shame that Pawnee, Indiana, isn’t a real place. Perhaps one of these ‘tickets’ will exist in the future so that I can really see Pawnee for myself and be able to experience Pawnee and all of its glory. If there’s anything I have learned
Later in the day, after spending some time with Leslie, Ron and I would spend the day discussing government, its policies, and how we each feel about these things. Then, I would go with Ron to eat his favorite food, anything that is artery-clogging, more specifically: meat! Ron’s love for “dangerously large quantities of cholesterol” as well as his disgust with government is what makes him such a funny and relatable character. After all, what is more American than Ron’s love of meat? For our last activity together, Ron Swanson would take me to his cabin in the middle of the forest, where we would spend all day hunting and fishing, two things which I have always loved to do. During our time fishing, Ron would “accidentally” get his baiting hook stuck in my leg, which will not be fun but will allow me to learn how to deal with other people calmly, despite wanting to shout at him for the pain he has caused me. While my idealized day had its downs, despite accidentally getting stabbed with a fishing hook, it is truly a shame that Pawnee, Indiana, isn’t a real place. Perhaps one of these ‘tickets’ will exist in the future so that I can really see Pawnee for myself and be able to experience Pawnee and all of its glory. If there’s anything I have learned