Reaper Monologue
Reaper Monologue
Hey, how you doing?
Been a couple of centuries eh?
Five? Really? Not so long then eh?
How are the family and Martha?
That’s great. Yeah for me it’s been the same you know, just the usual.
Rumors are rumors man. //
Ok you really want to know? Well its not that bad as everyone’s making it.
All right so you know how my job involves me taking the souls of them mortals and helping them cross. But you know it’s too much of a bother every time. I mean how many times do you have to tell someone they’re dead before they actually believe it. I mean you’re colder than ice, other people can’t see you, you can see your own body and you walk through things. What else besides being dead can you be? It’s really tiring honest to say. /
No it’s just that most demons have the wrong idea of who we are and what we do. I mean I love my job at least I’m not a demon. No offense.
I’ve just been promoted by Death himself to Reaping level 3 and I’m getting some of the big guys now. Like that kid from that singing show that died a couple months ago. Sad, drug overdose or something. But besides that I’m actually out in the field now.
Yeah I talked to Death, oh that’s the story you’re talking about.
So about a year or 5 ago I was going about usual taking souls, walking hell hounds down in New York. I had a job in one of ‘em small hospitals and there was this boy you know maybe 17 or 18 years. Poor kid got drunk and crashed. Pretty broken up all over to be honest.
So I started winding his soul out and he let me. He actually let me. He saw me. And actually let me take his soul out. Unbelievable really.
He looked at me as though I was the greatest and most horrible reaper he’d ever seen. /// It was amazing though. So well, I couldn’t help myself. I had to let him go. //
What! Don’t yell at me I had to! He wasn’t ready I’m sure.
Yes I know it’s against the laws but I talked to Death about it.
His darkness isn’t actually
Hey, how you doing?
Been a couple of centuries eh?
Five? Really? Not so long then eh?
How are the family and Martha?
That’s great. Yeah for me it’s been the same you know, just the usual.
Rumors are rumors man. //
Ok you really want to know? Well its not that bad as everyone’s making it.
All right so you know how my job involves me taking the souls of them mortals and helping them cross. But you know it’s too much of a bother every time. I mean how many times do you have to tell someone they’re dead before they actually believe it. I mean you’re colder than ice, other people can’t see you, you can see your own body and you walk through things. What else besides being dead can you be? It’s really tiring honest to say. /
No it’s just that most demons have the wrong idea of who we are and what we do. I mean I love my job at least I’m not a demon. No offense.
I’ve just been promoted by Death himself to Reaping level 3 and I’m getting some of the big guys now. Like that kid from that singing show that died a couple months ago. Sad, drug overdose or something. But besides that I’m actually out in the field now.
Yeah I talked to Death, oh that’s the story you’re talking about.
So about a year or 5 ago I was going about usual taking souls, walking hell hounds down in New York. I had a job in one of ‘em small hospitals and there was this boy you know maybe 17 or 18 years. Poor kid got drunk and crashed. Pretty broken up all over to be honest.
So I started winding his soul out and he let me. He actually let me. He saw me. And actually let me take his soul out. Unbelievable really.
He looked at me as though I was the greatest and most horrible reaper he’d ever seen. /// It was amazing though. So well, I couldn’t help myself. I had to let him go. //
What! Don’t yell at me I had to! He wasn’t ready I’m sure.
Yes I know it’s against the laws but I talked to Death about it.
His darkness isn’t actually