Sliced Bread Persuasive Speech
The Greatest Thing since Sliced Bread
Announcer on TV: Welcome to the show, today we have a very interesting topic to discuss. All we hear these days on the topic of global warming is how horrible it is and how we need to unite as a collective people in order to save our planet but we have taken a few steps back from the whole situation and thought quite seriously about it. I’m here to tell you that it’s time to put your fears about global warming to rest because honestly, global warming isn’t such a bad thing.
Announcer on TV: We all know that global warming will, obviously, warm the world up. If that happens, we won’t have to heat our houses because global warming will be doing it for us. Not only will it save homeowners and businesses money but we will also be using less natural gas that can be saved for use in other ways. Also, power plants won’t have to produce as much electricity due to the fact that again, we won’t need to heat our house nearly as much as we do now. Let’s take Julie for example. Julie always has her heater running in her house and work place because it’s so cold all the time but with global warming she can save a ton of money by turning off that heater! …show more content…
Julie: I can’t believe I thought global warming was a bad thing, I’d love to save money.
I’m gonna drive my car everywhere! I’ll never walk anywhere again!
Announcer on TV: That’s a fantastic idea, Julie! Now, another reason global warming can be great is with the polar ice caps and the icebergs melting, the North and South Pole will become less populated with animals and will most likely become more livable so the human race can continue to expand and pollute. And to anyone who is sad for the dying polar bears because of the melting ice caps, let’s face it; we all know that polar bears are mean and cruel animals. Dan has been to the South Pole. Dan will you tell the people your story?
Dan: The South Pole is a horrible place, its cold and the only thing there is ice and useless
animals.
Announcer on TV: What about the polar bears?
Dan: Oh, they’re awful. Such vicious animals! What a waste of space!
Announcer on TV: I think we can all agree on that! A miraculous event would be if all the ice in the entire world melted, the coastline would move inland a couple hundred miles so those with houses along the new coast will have an increase in property value due to their property now being beachfront. Last but not least, global warming is going to solve the world hunger problem. When global warming stops winter, it will allow us to have an extra season for growing crops. We will be able to grow food during December, January, and February! We will have double the amount of food than we had before causing produce prices to drop. Cheryl, you’re a former farmer, right?
Cheryl: That’s right.
Announcer on TV: But now you’re a scientist?
Cheryl: Yes.
Announcer on TV: So what do you think about global warming?
Cheryl: I think it’s great! World hunger has been a big issue for a while now and we can finally solve it thanks to global warming.
Announcer on TV: There you have it folks, global warming is a good thing! So next time you leave your house, leave all of the lights on. Take long hot showers, drive to work two blocks away, and heck, even fart, but just remember that you are doing it for a good cause. Thanks for tuning in! We’ll see you next time.
Announcer on TV: Welcome to the show, today we have a very interesting topic to discuss. All we hear these days on the topic of global warming is how horrible it is and how we need to unite as a collective people in order to save our planet but we have taken a few steps back from the whole situation and thought quite seriously about it. I’m here to tell you that it’s time to put your fears about global warming to rest because honestly, global warming isn’t such a bad thing.
Announcer on TV: We all know that global warming will, obviously, warm the world up. If that happens, we won’t have to heat our houses because global warming will be doing it for us. Not only will it save homeowners and businesses money but we will also be using less natural gas that can be saved for use in other ways. Also, power plants won’t have to produce as much electricity due to the fact that again, we won’t need to heat our house nearly as much as we do now. Let’s take Julie for example. Julie always has her heater running in her house and work place because it’s so cold all the time but with global warming she can save a ton of money by turning off that heater! …show more content…
Julie: I can’t believe I thought global warming was a bad thing, I’d love to save money.
I’m gonna drive my car everywhere! I’ll never walk anywhere again!
Announcer on TV: That’s a fantastic idea, Julie! Now, another reason global warming can be great is with the polar ice caps and the icebergs melting, the North and South Pole will become less populated with animals and will most likely become more livable so the human race can continue to expand and pollute. And to anyone who is sad for the dying polar bears because of the melting ice caps, let’s face it; we all know that polar bears are mean and cruel animals. Dan has been to the South Pole. Dan will you tell the people your story?
Dan: The South Pole is a horrible place, its cold and the only thing there is ice and useless
animals.
Announcer on TV: What about the polar bears?
Dan: Oh, they’re awful. Such vicious animals! What a waste of space!
Announcer on TV: I think we can all agree on that! A miraculous event would be if all the ice in the entire world melted, the coastline would move inland a couple hundred miles so those with houses along the new coast will have an increase in property value due to their property now being beachfront. Last but not least, global warming is going to solve the world hunger problem. When global warming stops winter, it will allow us to have an extra season for growing crops. We will be able to grow food during December, January, and February! We will have double the amount of food than we had before causing produce prices to drop. Cheryl, you’re a former farmer, right?
Cheryl: That’s right.
Announcer on TV: But now you’re a scientist?
Cheryl: Yes.
Announcer on TV: So what do you think about global warming?
Cheryl: I think it’s great! World hunger has been a big issue for a while now and we can finally solve it thanks to global warming.
Announcer on TV: There you have it folks, global warming is a good thing! So next time you leave your house, leave all of the lights on. Take long hot showers, drive to work two blocks away, and heck, even fart, but just remember that you are doing it for a good cause. Thanks for tuning in! We’ll see you next time.