Strawberry Archetype
1. Glass-gem ornamental corn?! WHAT? Does this shit even exit? Is it worth the same price and does it even have the same taste as regular corn? Guess you’ll have to find out.
2. Penis-shaped fruit? Would you want to even try it out?
3. Citron-caviar looks like it has water droplets inside it. Pretty-cool, no?
4. Wild bananas can be so wild? With their large and hard seeds, they don’t seem like the usual bananas we get to eat.
5. Did one grape just give 7 babies and they didn’t want to leave their mama so they just merged?!
6. Is that a lemon or what? Looks like a fancy couch connected to a beanbag. It’s just trolling you, it’s going to be a regular lemon from the inside. …show more content…
Buy one get one free banana? Pay for one, get another absolutely free! You won’t fall for it if you saw it but this is incredible.
8. That’s a REALLY huge strawberry. Eating one of it would be like you had a proper meal! Damn, where do I find these sorts of things?
9. Looks like a hedgehog mated with a strawberry and their child turned out to be like this sprouting strawberry!
10. Why did this tomato have to mate with itself when other tomatoes were dying to mate with it?
11. Looks incredibly ridiculous. I prefer having normal lemons!
12. This orange inside an orange reminds me of dissection classes where you have to dissect an animal’s heart, gross!
13. Nature’s way of boggling your mind. Clementine inside itself.
14. Seeds sprouting inside an apple? How would you feel if you ate the whole apple and saw this at the end? Poisoned perhaps!
15. I don’t think my back is as straight as this banana!
16. Did a cockroach just make an entrance into its new home?
17. 3 kiwis’ in one, OH YEAH! Looks more like a fidget
2. Penis-shaped fruit? Would you want to even try it out?
3. Citron-caviar looks like it has water droplets inside it. Pretty-cool, no?
4. Wild bananas can be so wild? With their large and hard seeds, they don’t seem like the usual bananas we get to eat.
5. Did one grape just give 7 babies and they didn’t want to leave their mama so they just merged?!
6. Is that a lemon or what? Looks like a fancy couch connected to a beanbag. It’s just trolling you, it’s going to be a regular lemon from the inside. …show more content…
Buy one get one free banana? Pay for one, get another absolutely free! You won’t fall for it if you saw it but this is incredible.
8. That’s a REALLY huge strawberry. Eating one of it would be like you had a proper meal! Damn, where do I find these sorts of things?
9. Looks like a hedgehog mated with a strawberry and their child turned out to be like this sprouting strawberry!
10. Why did this tomato have to mate with itself when other tomatoes were dying to mate with it?
11. Looks incredibly ridiculous. I prefer having normal lemons!
12. This orange inside an orange reminds me of dissection classes where you have to dissect an animal’s heart, gross!
13. Nature’s way of boggling your mind. Clementine inside itself.
14. Seeds sprouting inside an apple? How would you feel if you ate the whole apple and saw this at the end? Poisoned perhaps!
15. I don’t think my back is as straight as this banana!
16. Did a cockroach just make an entrance into its new home?
17. 3 kiwis’ in one, OH YEAH! Looks more like a fidget