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Mustachio: Legendary sasquatch like mustache that roams the north country of the Muskokas in Ontario Canada.
Two goof balls on a never ending search for Mustachio.
Mustachio is a legendary myth to distract people from uncovering what it actually does which is solve the world crisis problems with science.
Surrounding community protects location of Mustachio and leads 2 main characters on wild goose chases every week.
Mustachio is an 8 foot tall mustache. How could you miss him?
The bumbeling boobs looking for it are tards.
In the first episode we start with an exterior shot of lakes and evergreens in northern cottage country Ontario, Muskoka’s. Come in from above the tree line swooping downward towards ground while moving forward at tremendous speed. Goofs are hollering and shouting as they run dangerously through the trees towards a large movement ahead of them making sounds of trees branches breaking and large loud footsteps. But they can’t quite seem to catch up. Chase carries on and every once In a while they stop to listen. Sound ahead of them seems to be changing direction and getting further away.
Boob #1: He’s heading for the falls!
Boob #2: No he aint, he’s heading for the lake at the bottom.
Boob #1: No man, going for the falls.
Boob#2: Lake buddy, going for the Lake!
Boob’s split up
Shot follows each back and forth until they reach destination’s at same time.
Boob1 at top of falls. Boob 2 at bottom of falls near the lake.
Boob1: He ain’t here!
Boob2: Here neither
Oh man, what the hey! Both boobs say at same time. Pic turns to the falls which looks like there is a giant mustache in the middle but covered in water, like a water mustache. Both boobs notice the strange outline but can’t remember ever seeing that before. They pay it no heed and decide that they missed something and go back to check their backtrail. Then show a behind the falls shot of an 8 foot tall mustache breathing heavily and hiding
Two goof balls on a never ending search for Mustachio.
Mustachio is a legendary myth to distract people from uncovering what it actually does which is solve the world crisis problems with science.
Surrounding community protects location of Mustachio and leads 2 main characters on wild goose chases every week.
Mustachio is an 8 foot tall mustache. How could you miss him?
The bumbeling boobs looking for it are tards.
In the first episode we start with an exterior shot of lakes and evergreens in northern cottage country Ontario, Muskoka’s. Come in from above the tree line swooping downward towards ground while moving forward at tremendous speed. Goofs are hollering and shouting as they run dangerously through the trees towards a large movement ahead of them making sounds of trees branches breaking and large loud footsteps. But they can’t quite seem to catch up. Chase carries on and every once In a while they stop to listen. Sound ahead of them seems to be changing direction and getting further away.
Boob #1: He’s heading for the falls!
Boob #2: No he aint, he’s heading for the lake at the bottom.
Boob #1: No man, going for the falls.
Boob#2: Lake buddy, going for the Lake!
Boob’s split up
Shot follows each back and forth until they reach destination’s at same time.
Boob1 at top of falls. Boob 2 at bottom of falls near the lake.
Boob1: He ain’t here!
Boob2: Here neither
Oh man, what the hey! Both boobs say at same time. Pic turns to the falls which looks like there is a giant mustache in the middle but covered in water, like a water mustache. Both boobs notice the strange outline but can’t remember ever seeing that before. They pay it no heed and decide that they missed something and go back to check their backtrail. Then show a behind the falls shot of an 8 foot tall mustache breathing heavily and hiding