There are a lot of amazing things about America; for instance beautiful people, amazing structures, some guy getting mugged in the alleyway; but a lot of people have been asking the age old question what’s right about America?
One thing that makes America right is football. Football gives Americans the ability to watch and enjoy someone smashing there skull into someone else’s, Drink a few cases of beer before the game, and listen to dad shout at the T.V because he thinks they can hear him. Yes football is the top thing that makes America right. Without football America wouldn’t be the country we are today.
The second thing that makes America the most amazing country on the planet is our firearms. Guns are the
greatest invention that man has made; without them we would have never won any wars to protect our country and you would be a little less scare of that cute girl’s father coming out of the trailer with a beer in one hand and a double barrel in the other. Guns are what keeps America safe from any threat towards our country.
The final thing that makes America great is our military. Our military are what keeps America strong, safe, and thankful for the men and women protecting our country. They risk their lives everyday trying to keep their friends, family, and the rest of America safe. We give the military our greatest thanks for the fights in the battle field, loss of loved ones, and mental and physical damage to the soldiers who returned from the war. Thank you for protecting our country.