When You Ve Made That Pact With Yourself Analysis
Hey ladies,
From Nicki Minaj to Mercy Johnson to Kim Kardashian, one thing is clear: We are in the age of the booty, where more is more. But as our collective obsession with big backsides grows, one thing that has stayed small is the underwear we’re supposed to put on them. Tiny thongs are always considered the decent thing to wear. But what’s so wrong with granny panties, though?
Here’s why the frumpy undies are kind of the hottest things in our drawer.
1. They’re Super Comfy
Few things are as maddening and uncomfortable as trying to de-wedge a thong while in the middle of a public place. Having a slight underwear line is a small price to pay for spending your entire workday with your undies resting comfortably on the outside of your body. …show more content…
They’re Cheap
Why pay so much for a couple of centimeters of sheer lace when you can nab a pack of three panties—all with substantially more fabric—for the exact same price? Oya tell me na...
3. They Can Keep You from Going Home with a Guy When You've Made That Pact with Yourself
He’s hot, he’s cool, and you’ve decided he’s in the kiss-only zone for now, which is a decision you intend to stick to—until you’re actually in his presence, about to break your vow. Your willpower is slowly caving—until you remember that your bottom half looks your granny came to town, and suddenly it’s so much easier to ask the waiter for a check.
4. You Can Wear Them When You’re on Your Period
Forget destroying your sexy duds during that time of the month, and call in your good old reliable grannies for emergency duty. If only they came with a built-in heating pad, you’d be all set
From Nicki Minaj to Mercy Johnson to Kim Kardashian, one thing is clear: We are in the age of the booty, where more is more. But as our collective obsession with big backsides grows, one thing that has stayed small is the underwear we’re supposed to put on them. Tiny thongs are always considered the decent thing to wear. But what’s so wrong with granny panties, though?
Here’s why the frumpy undies are kind of the hottest things in our drawer.
1. They’re Super Comfy
Few things are as maddening and uncomfortable as trying to de-wedge a thong while in the middle of a public place. Having a slight underwear line is a small price to pay for spending your entire workday with your undies resting comfortably on the outside of your body. …show more content…
They’re Cheap
Why pay so much for a couple of centimeters of sheer lace when you can nab a pack of three panties—all with substantially more fabric—for the exact same price? Oya tell me na...
3. They Can Keep You from Going Home with a Guy When You've Made That Pact with Yourself
He’s hot, he’s cool, and you’ve decided he’s in the kiss-only zone for now, which is a decision you intend to stick to—until you’re actually in his presence, about to break your vow. Your willpower is slowly caving—until you remember that your bottom half looks your granny came to town, and suddenly it’s so much easier to ask the waiter for a check.
4. You Can Wear Them When You’re on Your Period
Forget destroying your sexy duds during that time of the month, and call in your good old reliable grannies for emergency duty. If only they came with a built-in heating pad, you’d be all set