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    Satire About Advertising

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    Oh‚ What An Ad! Either we like them or we don’t. That’s the simple truth. And if we’re perfectly honest‚ most of the time we don’t. Advertising has always been a daring game in the 21st century‚ though. Facts‚ figures‚ weasel words‚ and magic ingredients: whatever the strategy‚ ads are everywhere‚ and with the opportunity to sway even a small fraction of 7 billion people‚ companies will stop at nothing to win us over. In the atmosphere of repetitive and often unwanted effort‚ however‚ the best

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    Animal Agriculture Satire

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    Without the earth we would be nothing but despite this we keep taking it for granted. It is our responsibility that our lives will be passed forward and that our ancestors can live a great life with a healthy planet. Animal agriculture is ruining our planet. Scientists say that animal agriculture is responsible for more than 18 percent of the greenhouse gas emissions‚ which is more than the combined exhaust gases from all transportation in the world. Therefore‚ this means that riding your bike‚

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    Police Officer Satires

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    It’s not the police who need to be retrained‚ it’s the public. We have grown into a mouthy‚ cell phone wielding‚ vulgar‚ uncivil society with no personal responsibility and the attitude of ’it’s the other person’s fault’‚ ’you owe me’. A society where children grow up with no boundaries or knowledge or concern for civil society and personal responsibility. When an officer says "Put your hands up"‚ then put your hands up. Don’t reach for something in your pocket‚ your lap‚ your seat‚ etc. There’s

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    The Walking Dead Satire

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    “The Walking Dead” News Update: Robert Kirkman Hints at Crossover with “Fear the Walking Dead”! After six seasons‚ AMC’s zombie series “The Walking Dead” has attained a cult status. And ever since the spin-off “Fear the Walking Dead” went on air in 2015‚ there have been talks of a crossover but the show creators always shot down the speculations. However‚ things seem to be changing now as Robert Kirkman has indicated at the possibility. He said that the crossover would be hard to put in place but

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    Baseball Satire Essay

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    Baseball Crack!!! It’s going‚ going gone a home run. At the old ballpark. People going crazy‚ hotdogs are falling are falling out of your hands as your trying to caught that 405 ft shot to left field. But then you realize what it takes and how much science is put behind the game. And just all the patience you need to put into the game. So lets go play the best game in the world. BASEBALL!!! DO you have the skills it takes to play the game. CAN you hit a 98 mph fastball coming towards you or caught

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    Satire On Global Warming

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    I see pollutants rising into the atmosphere in deadly‚ clouded masses‚ Slowly depleting our sight of solid‚ green grasses. Killing the only planet sustainable for human beings. If our ecosystem is slowly dying‚ well what does that mean… for us? It means the list of endangered species only expanding‚ And all habitats anticipate the future taking a crash landing. The ice caps continue to melt from global warming‚ But we don’t seem to notice the early warning. This causing the sea levels to exceptionally

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    Satire Essay On Obama

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    ALL HAIL KING OBAMA It is hard to ignore the problems in Washington when everyone is talking about them. From the corrupt democrats to the right wing extremist republicans‚ everyone seems to have a problem with the people that are in government seats in Washington. The speaker of the house seems to be getting a lot of the attention recently‚ being called a number of derogatory statements. Yes it seems everyone has a problem with the government of these United States. Still however the

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    Junk Food Satire

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    The Ultimate Guilty Pleasure Tasty‚ sweet‚ salty‚ filling‚ pleasing… junk food. Junk food is my guiltiest pleasure. I buy my Burger King whopper every Wednesday or I casually have a McDonald’s run on those lazy nights. Those pre-packaged‚ ready to go meals tastes so much better than my mother’s experimental cooking‚ which she claims is gourmet. It looks so good‚ it’s affordable‚ and it’s impossible to turn down‚ it’s like a gift from heaven. In all seriousness‚ would you rather have a plain

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    Satire About Facebook

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    Facebook and MySpace are one of the many social networking tools that teens use to communicate. Many spend most of their day browsing other teen’s profiles and updating their own. After all‚ having a cool profile page and lots of friends is very important in showing off your cyber social status. I don’t like to boast‚ but Tila Tequila accepted me as her friend on MySpace. I leave her comments fairly often and I’m hoping that one day she will actually reply! Although she has almost 1‚000‚000 friends

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    Satire About Drugs

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    Everybody knows that the real problem with illegal drugs is that they cost too much‚ and they are so difficult to get that drug addicts need to commit crimes in order to feed their habits. If only people could go down to the nearest Seven-Eleven and buy a cocaine-powdered donut‚ or drive up to the window at McDonald’s and order a dank 10-piece marijuana nugget meal. Then people wouldn’t need to knock down an old lady and grab her purse‚ or commit a home invasion robbery for some extra cheese. People

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