Afghanistan Persuasive Speech

Oooo. Mr. Prime minister, allow us to summarize what the President of our country Afghanistan was meant to say: our neighboring Islamic country Pakistan not only have been selling us for fraction of what we're worth to other countries around the world for decades, but also have been killing us for centuries now. Hopefully it didn't surprise any one, because this is nothing new to Afghans in Afghanistan, our neighboring Islamic and non Islamic countries in the region, United States of America, United Nations, and to the rest of us around the world. Most of Pakistan's peaceful killings started when our other kind neighboring country Russia occupied us very secretly, without Pakistan or any other Islamic countries in the region were noticing.
On the last week's bombings close to the airport, Pakistan was hoping for some guilty non Muslims ones like you and Farghunda. Fortunately, they were lucky enough to kill among seventy guilty Afghan infidels, five members of the same guilty family, including two of their guilty sons. Among the four hundred lucky injured ones, thirty seven guilty Afghan infidel children, and forty three guilty Afghan infidel women are included. To live in a country next to Pakistan, is to live in hell on Earth. Ask the thirty millions of us in Afghanistan, eighty millions of us in Iran, and a billion of of us in India. As most you are informed, Pakistan not only safe heaven the enemy of guilty Afghan infidels the Taliban, but also the enemy of guilty Christians, Jews, Hindus, Buddhist, Blacks, Whits, Browns, and others living around the world, Osama bin Laden. Since we are cursed by being located next to them, and they are not putting leashes on their wild dogs they are sending into Afghanistan, then the rest of the seven billions of us on the God gifted planet, excluding the two Afghan Presidents, must come up with an idea of controlling their