How To Write A Satire Essay On Gay Marriage
They’re kind, respectful and on top of all that they’re good parents. My gay neighbors that is. Their gayness makes me sick and they have the nerve to want to get married! First we allow interracial marriage. Now they want gay marriage!! What's next? Human animal marriage across the country?? I think not. If we want to keep our country normal gays should not be allowed to get married. Why should we let two people that love each other get married? It’s just not right! The only reasons why two people should get married are for money, sex and kids. And since gays can't have kids, there's no point to lesbian sex, and anal sex is just plain nasty. Therefore, gays have no reason to get married. All gays think about is rainbows
and butterflies. If we allow them to get married they will want to take away the most important thing in America. WAR! They’ll want us to start recycling, be against bullying and that’s just the beginning! Next they’ll want us to get rid of our law enforcement and eventually want us to support world peace! Although gay marriage can bring money to states and the United States is just $17 trillion in debt, we don’t need their money! If we need more money we can just raise taxes just like the British raised taxes on the American Colonists. I mean, it obviously worked for them so why wouldn’t it work for us? Homosexuals already get disowned by families, bullied to the point of suicide and aren’t accepted by society. The least we could do for them is take away their rights. They should be able to handle it...right? Unless we want human animal marriage, unneeded sexual intercourse, world peace and extra money in the states, we should not allow the homosexuals among us to get married.
and butterflies. If we allow them to get married they will want to take away the most important thing in America. WAR! They’ll want us to start recycling, be against bullying and that’s just the beginning! Next they’ll want us to get rid of our law enforcement and eventually want us to support world peace! Although gay marriage can bring money to states and the United States is just $17 trillion in debt, we don’t need their money! If we need more money we can just raise taxes just like the British raised taxes on the American Colonists. I mean, it obviously worked for them so why wouldn’t it work for us? Homosexuals already get disowned by families, bullied to the point of suicide and aren’t accepted by society. The least we could do for them is take away their rights. They should be able to handle it...right? Unless we want human animal marriage, unneeded sexual intercourse, world peace and extra money in the states, we should not allow the homosexuals among us to get married.