Humorous Wedding Speech

My daughter was kidnapped.

I don't know what's going on.
I think someone's trying to send me a message.
Like all the other patients.
- Why are you telling me?
- You want to buy my house. I want to get out of here.

I thought I heard a familiar voice.

Good afternoon, Hlengiwe.

Melusi?

Where have you been?

Oh, my goodness! I'm so happy to see you!

- Even if I wanted to sell, where would I find a buyer.
- I've found a buyer.

Sell it to Nkunzi.

Lord...

I know I don't deserve to even be here.

I also know that...

if You weren't a forgiving Father...

You wouldn't listen to me.

But I need You to listen to me...

because I'm Your child.

I'm not worthy of being here.

I'm here to ask You to be with me and my wife,
MaNzuza,
whom I had no hand in raising.

I need You, Father.

Please don't forsake me.

Hey, I'm busy.

I won't be long.

Calm down. I won't ask you out.

Are you deaf? I said I'm busy.

I spoke to Nosipho about that issue we'd discussed.

- We've agreed to sell.
- So what?

We're making progress.

Is there real progress or not?
I want that house. Finish and klaar!

- I asked you to get me out of here.
- And I asked you not to make your problems mine.

Nkunzi, why are you being so difficult?
We'll both benefit from this.

Listen, what will benefit me is getting that house.
I'll pay you a lot of money for it!

- I want to sell it to you.
- Sell it to me, then!

Bastard.

"You shall not walk alone."

"My heart will be your shelter."

"My arms will be your home."

"O' my love's like a red, red rose."

"That's newly sprung in
If they told you Mandela was alive, would you believe them?

I trust the people who told me.

- I know they wouldn't lie to me.
- Are you sure?

I'm sure of that.

Well, go back to your friends...

and tell them to pass this message on to Sbu.

That if we ever meet...

I'll chase him down the street with a pumpgun in broad daylight.

Hurry up.

I was wondering when you'd come back.

What are you doing here?

I'm here for dinner.

- You're too early.
- Well, I came here two hours ago.

You shouldn't have come.

I wanted to see you.

- And these?
- The flowers? They're for you.

- Bheki, I'm a married woman.
- They're just flowers. Throw them away if you want.

- Where's Melusi?
- He went out.

Look, I've missed you.

- Don't say that.
- What should I say? You want me to deny all of this?

How we feel? No, I won't.
I miss you.

I want to be with you.

- You'll have a look at it tomorrow.
- Okay.

- You're back, my dear?
- Yes.

- Did you see what our lawyer friend has cooked?
- He was just telling me about it.

We wanted to give you a break because I could see that you're tired.

Let's eat. I think the chicken's ready.

Sit down.

We're having chicken.

This chair...

Please say grace, Mxo.

Oh.